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Thread: Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI

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    Oooook - I may have misunderstood this tournament, but isn't it meant to be my entries (in this case, the deliciously tasty Chicken and Bacon sub; screw the tax, I ain't paying tax on my sandwich ) that do the fighting? None of my entries was me, yet I am the main offensive force for my team in that battle.

    Or should I just accept that tournaments like this are so random that it's not worth bothering about? :P

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    Time for more fights...

    Kryptonite vs Steve Irwin vs A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg vs Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club

    The arena will be a swimming pool, with an empty hot tub for a pit.

    Steve jumps into the pool, and is followed by the Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club. Immediately, Steve throws the Kryptonite into the hot tub/pit, knocking it out of the competition. Now, the HRAFC and Steve Irwin shove the 100kg Hardox 450 cube into the pool, where it sinks to the bottom. The cube is immobilized, so I guess the humans go through!

    STEVE IRWIN AND THE HARROGATE RAILWAY ATHLETIC FOOTBALL CLUB GO THROUGH TO ROUND 2!!!


    Tears for Fears vs A drill motor strapped to a block of wood with a CD wheel and a picture of George Bush stapled to the back vs A bottle of the finest Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey vs An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threads

    The arena will be my backyard.

    Immediately, the wizard picks up the bottle of whiskey and drinks about a quarter of the bottle. Also immediately, he falls to the ground, and will remain passed out until the end of the century. The bottle hits the ground, and cracks, spilling whiskey on Tears for Fears' feet. The band slip and passes out on the floor, as the Motor attached to wood attached to a picture of George Bush turns into the real George Bush.

    A CRACKED BOTTLE OF THE FINEST JACK DANIELS TENNESSEE WHISKEY AND GEORGE BUSH MOVE ON TO ROUND 2!!!

    Round 2:

    George Bush vs Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club

    A Cracked Bottle of the Finest Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey vs Steve Irwin

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    George bush's tactics...hmmm....bring all the people at my desposal, every politician, every soldier, every american football player and then take them to the top secret lab (just outside London, if you've hit sheen you've gone to far, if you've entered Mongolia crescent....oh never mind) and take a bit of there dna using a special machine i just invented....then put all the dna in another special top secret machine and turn them all into one super soldier with jet packs and rockets and the such, then let all the original people go home and let the super soldier crush the football team, if im in a confined space then i have a less powerful machine gun, and if i cant use any weapon with gunpowder i have a cricket bat in the back . his armor is a special layer of air and other gasses which is unbreakable, but feather light, this armor is called featherum.


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    JD's tactics: One of the cracks in the bottle resembles a stingray's tail - guess the rest

    Best of luck Sam

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