Well... I feel motivated... You know what that means...

SPARTA!!! vs A webcam vs James Hetfield vs Timothy James Sillery

The arena will be inside a Nintendo DS.

Sparta(I believe the entire nation of) immediately charges at the webcam, trampling it underfoot, While TJS giggles from a safe distance. James Hetfield excuses himself to go to the restroom, but secretly enters the portal to Hell, which has heated back up, after it froze in ATTTWI 2. Simply, he says to Satan, You get my soul for today, but I get hellish overlord powers for today. Sure! says Satan, as Hetfield is transported back to the DS, where TJS's stupidity has killed 1'000 Spartan soldiers. Hetfield rises into the air, and blasts an instant death beam at all the Spartans using his hellish overlord powers. However, they mange to raise their shields, and deflect the beam at TJS, who disintegrates into a pile of ashes.

SPARTA!!! AND JAMES HETFIELD MOVE ON TO ROUND 2!!!

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Dave Mustaine vs An old RC car taped to a beer keg vs Hexadecimal, Queen of Chaos vs An endless roll of gaffa tape

The arena will be in a Las Vegas casino.

Hexadecimal moves quickly, infecting every single one of the electronic slot machines. However, the RC car and beer keg rams into one of the slot machines, and somehow knocks loose a wire, destroying power to the entire casino and short circuiting the Queen of Chaos. Hexadecimal disappears, as the RC car and beer keg are picked up by Dave Mustaine, who is also holding the endless roll of Gaffa tape. Dave the uses the tape to wrap the RC car and Beer Keg up. The RC car's wheels cannot move, the motors overheat, and the weird robot is immobilized.

DAVE MUSTAINE AND AN ENDLESS ROLL OF GAFFA TAPE MOVE ON TO ROUND 2!!!

This heat's 2nd round match-up:

James Hetfield vs Dave Mustaine
SPARTA!!! vs An endless roll of Gaffa tape

Tactics, predictions, and all that stuff.