Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI

[kodster]

...XD? No. No XDs for you, though I do betray a slight chuckle of amusement. :P

Nemesis shall have lead weights inside to counter OID's dizziness.

[Metal Demons]

I shall push Mace 2 around, and avoid getting damaged.

Mace 2's operator will avoid damaging me too if he knows what's good for him - there's a reason my robot is controlled from a good few thousand miles away :twisted:

[corsair_lightning]

Time for some more matches...

Mace II vs Metal Demon

The arena will be inside a clone of Timothy James Sillery's empty head.

Mace and Metal Demon suddenly appear at the event horizon of a black hole. Apparently, TJS is so stupid, that his brain is really a black hole. Mace suddenly grows rockets, and heads towards Metal Demon, who is glued on a 4,000 year old asteroid sucked up by TJS's stupidity. Mace lands on the asteroid, and tries to flip Metal Demon off. Nick, watching this whole ordeal through a video camera, realizes that he must do the unthinkable: Make TJS smart. Nick allows Metal Demon to be sucked into the Black Hole, causing the antimatter to explode, the black hole to disappear, and TJS to become a worthwhile fanfic writer. The amount of instant change is too much for Mace II, as it disintegrates into dust. meanwhile, Nick pulls a copy of Metal Demon out of his suitcase.

METAL DEMON MOVES ON TO THE HEAT FINAL!!!

Nemesis vs Oh! I'm Dizzy!!!

The arena is a disco club/bar.

Amazingly, when our cameras turned to view the robots, they were nowhere in sight. We tried to look around, and finally saw them, along with Kody and Jack, drinking margaritas and swearing like sailors. Screw you. says Kody. We Canajans, eh? have ourselves free health care. so bloody what? replies Jack. its not like I actually care! Kody gets really irritated after this and yells F&*@ you, jack!!! at O.I.D, who immediately runs into Kody's leg with the disc off. Kody backs up, and crashes into a candle, which lights Nemesis on fire. Jack then walks back in and pours a bottle of fine French wine onto Nemesis. Nemesis becomes immobilized, and Kody runs in circles, crying, before passing out on the tile floor.

OH! I'M DIZZY MOVES ON TO THE HEAT FINAL!!!

So, the heat final:

Oh! I'm Dizzy!!! vs an exact copy of Metal Demon

Tactics, Predictions, and all that stuff, please...

[team_orr]

oh, that was a laugh ok *puts head on * ok...iv discovered through secret services that metal demons clone, unlike the REAL metal demon has a kill switch in downtown Tokeo, my man and his army are there now and a random passer by is holding the switch, just before metal demon enters the arena i will tell the random man to pull the switch which will make metal demons inner core implode on a very small scale, just so that i dont get blown up, if anybody tries to take the switch off me a million rockets with heat seeking heads will race towards them, transporting them to the moon, another rocket will ZOOM towards nick, transporting him to Uranus where he will be joined by the 16th universe mark elam, if he wants to gain his freedom he will have to give all his robots to me mwhahahahah!

and if anybody else gets in my way i have more switches :twisted:

[Metal Demons]

Oh, are you sure about that?

Do you REALLY think I'd be so stupid as to entrust a kill switch to some random bloke?

I'll just push your robot down the pit, as I know you won't dare run the disc... that lexan really won't help you too much against a 50 megaton explosion, you know :P

Oh, and if a hypothetical kill switch did exist... well, antimatter doesn't go off on a small scale like you say, it's all or nothing emphasis being on the all.

[corsair_lightning]

Alright, the heat final...

The arena will be Pluto, however Pluto has an atmosphere to keep you guys alive.

Jack and Nick eye each other tenaciously, as activate is called. OID immediately spins up to full speed due to less gravity, as Nick just stands there. OID charges in, and hits the copy of Metal Demon squarely on the front. Amazingly, Metal Demon's antimatter has not exploded, but it has suffered all of the 2mm Aluminum checker plate armor disintegrating.Just as OID's disc charges into Metal Demon once more, cease is called, not by the ref, but by Kody Kunz. Kody protests that he didn't win anything, and, using an E Outdatus Summonum book, manages to suddenly recreate 5 of his outdated robots: Destructophobic, Darth Dread, Killothwack Beta, Ivy, and Denial. The outdated machines charge at Metal Demon, who was found out to be running on 1 molecule of antimatter. The explosion that follows is very small, but manages to blow the immobilized Metal Demon back to Earth, however it also manages to destroy OID. Jack winces in horror, as Kody manages to win this heat, however Kody, being the nice Canadian that he is, allows Jack to join him in the conquest of this tourney by recreating OID.

THE TAG TEAM OF DESTRUCTOPHOBIC, DARTH DREAD, KILLOTHWACK BETA, IVY, OH! I'M DIZZY!!! AND DENIAL MOVES ON TO THE SEMI-FINALS!!!

[team_orr]

ok....so much for the reply i was gonna post....tag team...urm....i guess im happy im through but...well, that was a bit random, even for us lol, btw did you ask kody if you could use them?

[corsair_lightning]

It wasn't that random.

To be honest, I partially took the idea of Kody's robots appearing and winning the match from The K-Toad Tournament, where my robot Ninjoid came(without my permission) out of a giant Russia-Shaped/Sized plot hole.

[kodster]

I don't......do you even......how the...... :|

No. Just...no.

......

Jack, please excuse me while I go find myself a new brain. The one I just had imploded from all the stupid.

(if you're smart enough, Mark, you'll realize this isn't a spam post =P)

[corsair_lightning]

Well, to be honest, Kody, I made the previous fight the way it was because I've had numerous things like that happen to me. Examples are:

Ninjoid appearing from a Russian-sized plot hole without my permission, only to be flipped OOTA (K-TOAD Tournament)
Minesweeper having an anvil dropped on it, miraculously destroying it and clearing out the arena. (TTTTTT)
Me and Roveress being discovered on Uranus, and you making an insult about how I/he should Go up his own anus and stay there. (TTTTTT)
Me being bloodily pasted across the pavement by Solaria Crystalwing (ATTTWI 2: Resurrection)