Ooh, James Hetfield vs Dave Mustaine!Originally Posted by andrewj
w00t!
1) Mace II
2) Teacakes
3) Webcam
4) Dave Mustaine
Any good?Mind you, Dave beat the crap out of James last time (and got kicked out of Metallica for it...)
The spots are filled!!!
Now for the draw...
Heat 1
Oh! I'm Dizzy! vs Nidus vs A 2mm aluminum checker plate armoured heavyweight using a kilo of anti-matter as a power source vs Diotoir (S5)
Mace II vs Nemesis (S2) vs Haardvark (S2) vs 666 antweights, and a fleaweight
Heat 2
SPARTA!!! vs A webcam vs James Hetfield vs Timothy James Sillery
Dave Mustaine vs An old RC car taped to a beer keg vs Hexadecimal, Queen of Chaos vs An endless roll of gaffa tape
Heat 3
Swine Flu vs A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower vs The Phantom Menace vs A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
Teacakes vs Male Kram vs Ronald McDonald vs A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost a grand total of £1.79
Heat 4
Kryptonite vs Steve Irwin vs A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg vs Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
Tears for Fears vs A drill motor strapped to a block of wood with a CD wheel and a picture of George Bush stapled to the back vs A bottle of the finest Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey vs An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threads
Tactics, predictions, and all that stuff. Although if I don't get tactics, then I'll do the fights without 'em.
YAY, tactics
Heat 1 fight 1: Hide on a different continent, and work the robot via satellite connection and webcam. The tournament will probably conclude in a really spectacular way not long into this fight! :twisted:
Heat 1 fight 2: Swarm everything with all those antweights, try and avoid Mace's spinning flail as best they can. (It'll massacre them
Heat 4: Try and cause back injuries to whoever tries to lift 100kg of Hardox.
Heat 4: Stick the JD in my back pocket for drinking afterwards, crunch the drill motor and cd wheel underfoot, and cast evil and unholy black magic on Tears for Fears to turn them into a Bluegrass band! (Wahey, some actual tactics here!)
Pfft, might as well...
Nemesis' tactics - catch on fire somehow, and ram into the three competitors setting them on fire.
James Hetfield's tactics - double-cross Satan (see Guitar Hero: Metallica), then become King of Hell and use hellish powers to overpower my pitiful enemies.
Hexadecimal's tactics - Hexadecimal doesn't get drunk; she's a virus-type...human...shaped...mad...woman...thing. Whatever. Use the tape to attach Dave Mustaine to the beer keg and send them all into a portal to *gasp* THE WEB.
The fuse box's tactics - how does a fuse box catch Swine Flu? Meh. Drop stuff, short-circuit the lights, s'all good.
O.I.D: smash things....try and decapitate some footy players(note i would never do that in real life...or would i...no, defiantly no
)
old rc car taped to a bear keg: urm...run away!!!!
a bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower: BURN THINGS!!!
a drill motor taped to a piece of wood with a cd wheel and a pic of george bush stapled to the back: make them laugh so hard they die of laughter....then, using the dead wizards wand make the REAL george bush come out of the picture and nick the bottle of J-D
jack
TACTIX
Ronald McDonald: Take a tungsten bar and swack it into my opponents
Steve Irwin: Use a man-eating crocodile to eat everyone up.
Timothy James Sillery: Use sheer annoyance and annoy everyone to death.
Diotoir: Catch on fire, and set my opponents on fire, as well.Also flip over my opponents with the scoop, that is, if they're heavy enough
Heat 2, Battle 2: Tape Dave Mustaine's mouth shut and tape him to the arena floor, and just tape the other two together, open the pit, and push them in
Heat 3, Battle 1: Give Swine Flu to the Phantom Menace and he can destroy the opponents with his double ended lightsabre. He'll then try and attack the Swine Flu but since they are microscopic particles he won't be able to see them and will swing his lightsabre about pitifully. Then, out of despair and crazyiness, he'll chop himself in half
Heat 3, Battle 2: Well Male Kram and Ronald McDonald will both want a bite of the 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch, but since the chicken and bacon has been lying unrefrigerated for days on end, plus the fact its all out of date, means the two of them will die from food poisoning. Teacakes and Chicken and Bacon Ranch can then sit down for a tea party
Heat 4, Battle 2: My bottle of JD will start off strongly, getting the satanic wizard sooo drunk that he passes out for the remainder of the century, and pouring itself into the windings of the drill motor to wreck it. But since everyone seems to be intent on walking away with the bottle of JD, allied with the fact that Tears for Fears will have a good few shots, I don't see it prevailing in this battle
All of my things' tactics shall be to uphold the honour and to fly the banner of Team Picus proudly, however awkwardly this responsibility has been placed upon them. Also do things with a view to winning.
Okay, since I have the tactics for the first battle, let the wars begin!!!
ACTILWI SERIES 1
The first arena is the Robot Wars arena the way it is now since it was bought by Kane Aston.
From Richmond upon Thames, Oh! I'm Dizzy!!!
This new vapour as been specially prepared to blow away our hostile opponents...
From Pontefract, Nidus!!!
Nidus utilizes a unique Carbon Fibre Chloroplast mixture to power itself. Its crusher will be dangerous.
From Parts Unknown, Metal Demon!!!
This lightly armored rambot is also specially powered, running of of a kilo of antimatter!!!
From Ireland, Diotoir!!!
Diotoir is a relatively dangerous robot, that hopes to flip opponents over with its front scoop.
3..2..1..Activate!!!
And in comes OID, trying to smash into Diotoir. Diotoir spinning away, and already parts of the fur are flying away. Diotoir drives over to the flame pit, and did the team purposely want to do that? Apparently, as they charge towards Nidus and Metal Demon, who are locked together in a pushing match. Nidus easily crumpling through that 2mm aluminum, but it's Metal Demon that's pushing Nidus towards the pit release button! You can here the siren sounding, and in comes OID, wanting some action. So is Diotoir, or maybe not!!! Ha ha! Diotoir's in the pit!!! And there goes Nick, wanting to try and do something sneaky? Metal Demon appears to be driving itself, and the lights have gone dark! Wait, there's still a bit of light, and it appears that it's Metal Demon, glowing with UV lights! Those lights can kill plants, as Nidus is finding out. The crusher still moving, but there's no one at home! In comes OID, and just shredding through the 4mm Carbon Fibre/Chloroplast. And in comes the refbot, shoving the immobile Nidus down the pit.
CEASE!!!
Diotoir snuffed out, and Nidus sudined...
METAL DEMON AND OID GO ON TO THE NEXT ROUND!!!
Next up, another robot match: Mace II, semi-finalist of series 2 and 3. Nemesis, a heat finalist. Haardvark, a series 2 semifinalist, and 666 unknown antweights and an unknown fleaweight.
WELCOME BACK TO ACTILWI!!!
Our next battle will be Mace II vs Nemesis vs Haardvark vs 666 antweights and a fleaweight.
The arena will be a lake.
3..2..1..BEGIN!!!
Nothing's really happening. Haardvark lifts its spikes, Mace its lifter, Nemesis fires its spike, and the antweights squirm around. And now Nemesis is speeding towards the antweights!!! Apparently, the spike has punctured the raft, and Nemesis is shooting straight towards the Antweights' raft... And there's a big watery explosion, as antweights(and the fleaweight) fly everywhere and land on the water's surface. The water seeps into their controls, and they are out!!! So is Nemesis, as it slowly starts sinking... Or not? Apparently the Irish boys added some stuff to it so it could float!!! Everything turns peaceful again, until an unusual object falls from the sky. This object is nothing more then the 16th Universe Mark Elam, who was stuck on Uranus in the Tribute to the Tim Tribute Tournament. I have returned... He says. And for keeping me on Uranus for a long year, Joey, I will get back at you... He then shoves Haardvark off his raft, and proceeds to push him deep underwater. Haardvark is then thrown at a sea-mine, which explodes, which means Mace II and Nemesis go through!!!
Haardvark soft, and the antweights dispersed...
MACE II AND NEMESIS GO THROUGH!!!
Our semi-final matches will be these:
Metal Demon vs Mace II
Nemesis vs Oh! I'm Dizzy!!!
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