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...if theyre fully Vulkanised, does that include the wheel bearings and the sprockets?
Yes. Obviously.
Also, I like the fact its a rectangular prism as opposed to a cuboid.
And i wonder what dear old Mark meant about externally mounted, does he mean that everything is mounted on the outside motors and all?
PREDICTIONS:
The universe will at some point realise that having two Mark Elams is a Very Bad Thing (r) and will automatically seek to correct itself through the opening of a plot hole.
However, the plot hole will inadvertedly end up being a portal to Hell, and demons will emerge and kill all the humans before beginning to transform the arena into an extension of Hellish corruption.
Liam, having been away from the arena at the time of the incident, must enter the building and try and stop the demonic invasion himself, through a process which involves chainsaws, gore, blood, more gore, more blood, moral outrage, large guns that shoot big balls of plasma, bad movies starring ex wrestlers, and a thing that looks like a brain on legs.
When he sucessfully travels through the arena, the pit area, and Hell itself, shooting anything in his path, he will come across a giant iconic image of Frank Goacher on a wall, which he must shoot repeatedly until he damages a small appartition of Joeys head on a stick inside the wall enough for the hellish threat to finally dissapate, and rest in the knowledge that he saved the human species.
Also, both Armorys will be pitted very quickly.
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So any suggestions for the require element for destruction?
First of all a cardboard box was sent back to an atomic level by Golden Lotus
Then an old broken toaster was put behind a floor and Magnavox, hence it was flatter than a flat piece of paper which had just been steam-roller over by the worlds largest steam-roller (driven by evil Frank).
Im thinking about a table or maybe a kettle :wink:
(and before anybody says anything the head of Mark/Timmy doesnt count)
(Message edited by DavidS on June 01, 200
A pet with moods toy plastic Allosaurus. With its magnetic food taped to one of the competitiors.
I havent forgotten about this, I just havent had the time to do the fights
I will try and do the 3rd fight either tomorrow or sunday
(Message edited by DavidS on June 13, 200
Note I didnt say which Sunday
The World€™s Slowest Writer Presents:
Fight against the House Robots Revisited, Round 1, Fight 3
So far into the 2nd round is 2 teams of vapourbots, so will the house robots make a fight back to claim their first win?
Armoury & Clone of Armoury vs. Apocalyptinator and Custard Cream.
The first robot into the arena today is Armoury, driven by the one and only original Mark, this machine according to Andy has 2 wheels externally mounted somewhere on the body plus 2 wheels where you would be expecting them to be, it is invertible and is a box with a front wedge, with a 20kg spinning disc mounted somewhere, which I will be assuming it€™s mounted at the back of the machine.
The 2nd robot into the arena today is Clone of Armoury, which is basically Armoury right down to the same colour apart from a large patch on the top of the machine to tell the 2 clones apart.
The 3rd robot into the arena today is Apocalyptinator, it is a heavy armoured wedge with mighty vertical flywheel of which I€™m assuming is mounted on the front for max damage, and there is a flipper at the front which is a flipper and also self-righter. The drive system is mighty powerful, and so is the armour, due to the power from the drive, the ground clearance is rather low on the front and rear, but you have to be quick to attack this 500KG monster as one hit from that flywheel could send your robot into outer space.
The 4th and final robot into the arena today is Custard Cream, this 300kg robot is mainly a land-based slicing machine, with a 50KG sharpen sword swinging around attached to the rear of the sword is a 75KG block of lead and some nasty springs so once the sword gets swinging it takes a lot to stop it if it catches you. The armour is only 6mm Hardox, and it has 8 wheel drive, but can turn as well as a 4 wheel drive system due to its semi-unique dolly system, driven by Paul, he is hoping to have a slice of Armoury for his Gin and Tonic tonight.
All 4 robots are ready, the clones are ready to attack, Apocalyptinator is ready to be evil and Custard Cream is ready to slice:
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Activate
Apocalyptinator is away, straight away, no holding this machine back, as the flywheel€™s variable drive system starts spinning the flywheel up to deadly speeds by slowly bringing in the 4 motors, as Custard Cream€™s light on top is on, signalling to Paul that the sword is ready to fire. Armoury and Clone of Armoury are getting their weapons up to speed, as Mark dodges an early attack from Apocalyptinator as Clone dives out of the way, as Apocalyptinator ploughs on forward, spinning around on it€™s tracks. Meanwhile Armoury is getting ready to attempt to attack Custard Cream, as Paul is lining up an attack.
Clone dives again away from Apocalyptinator, as Liam gives chase, the slightly higher speed of Clone manages to pull it away from Apocalyptinator, but Liam is driving Clone towards Armoury, as Mark€™s machine has to dodge Clone to prevent his machine being taken out by his own team mate, but the dodge of Clone brings Armoury straight into the path of the raging Apocalyptinator, which flywheel hits the rear end of Armoury, sending Mark€™s machine flying, as it crash lands into the arena wall, still doing some speed, the chassis gives way and folds in onto itself, as it crashes down onto the arena floor, a complete and utter mess. It€™s 2 house robots against 1, as Custard Cream tracks down Clone, as Apocalyptinator is also tracking down Clone. Clone of Mark is getting worried as he has to dodge not one but 2 house robots, as Apocalyptinator make a raging attack towards Clone. Clone of Mark dodges Apocalyptinator, but Custard Cream is on top of it, or on the side of it, as Clone is trapped in the trap, the flywheel making a little mess of the side armour of Custard, but the light goes out as the 50kg sword swings around powered by a 75kg counterweight and some springs, as Apocalyptinator is standing next to Clone to prevent it running away as the sword hits, Clone is pushed up right against arena wall, so it can€™t get anywhere as a bang is heard as the sword and Paul redraws.
Apocalyptinator holds back as clone of Mark holds up his tapping out card
Cease
Armoury is destroyed; Clone of Armoury now comes in 2 parts as the sword either sliced the insides or pushed them into other parts to compete its swing, as Apocalyptinator and Custard Cream moves forward onto round 2.
Paramagnetic Lox Box & Sakura vs. Exa-Gore-Ic & Die-Ro
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