Hmm...

Ill enter:
1. Master Hand: A giant hand that... oh screw it, youve played the damn game Kody.
2. Wikipedia
3. Those aliens from that one film that where weak to water.
4. A dead duck
5. a live duck
6. All that is evil in the world
7. The entire population of 4chan
8. The next person in all of existence to say the word Sandwich