1) A pan flute
2) the real edition of the anarchists cookbook
3) a Lamborghini Diablo
4) a Segway
5) The immovable object
6) the unstoppable force
7) my cellphone
the first series of House Md on DVD
Hmm...
Ill enter:
1. Master Hand: A giant hand that... oh screw it, youve played the damn game Kody.
2. Wikipedia
3. Those aliens from that one film that where weak to water.
4. A dead duck
5. a live duck
6. All that is evil in the world
7. The entire population of 4chan
8. The next person in all of existence to say the word Sandwich
Sandwich
First person in all existence. Not just the first I know about.
Of course, as I cant see all of existence, well need to wait for the oracles word on this.
1) Professor Vengeance
Amateur adolescent supervillain. Loves putting on a show and is always dressed to kill. Stats and further info in earlier WI threads.
2) Thomas the Tank Engine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_the_tank_enginehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_the_tank_engine
Lovable British childrens character and supreme overlord of the Island of Sodor. Multi-trillionaire.
3) Dr Ivo Robotnik (SatAM version)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Robotnik_%28TV_series_%26_Archie_comic%29http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Rob...rchie_comic%29
The wittiest, most devious and just plain awesomest version of the Mobian mad scientist. Hates fuzzy critters. Hates his nephew. Hates in general.
4) The Daleks
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalekhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalek
The most feared race in the universe. Tentacled blobs in personal tanks, genetically engineered to hate. Enjoy exterminating everyone they meet. Hate time-travellers.
5) The Riddler (Batman: The Animated Series version)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Riddlerhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Riddler
The prince of puzzles. One of the smartest men in the world and an electronics genius. Specialises in computers and robotics. Like the Prof, carries a pimpin trick cane.
6) Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Surprising_Adventures_of_Sir_Digby_Chicken-Caesarhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sur...y_Chicken-Caes ar
A grotty tramp under the delusion he is a master detective. Aided by his slightly saner assistant, Ginger. Sings along to Devils Gallop in times of drama.
7) Strong Bad
http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Strong_Badhttp://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Strong_Bad}
The coolest, most email-answeringest dude on the internet. Ruler of the mighty empire of Strong Badia. Backed up by his brothers Strong Mad and Strong Sad (albeit reluctantly) and his good friend, the Cheat.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MuN_VWZt35g
Not only is he a real doctor, hes a dashing special agent with a PHd in kicking your ass! When America needs saving, Dr Tran delivers! I promise.
1) Male Kram
2) A Stingray
Team BriteSpark presents:
1) Alcohol
2) Jeremimi - http://youtube.com/watch?v=IN9RcSWCB9chttp://youtube.com/watch?v=IN9RcSWCB9c
3) Kelly - http://youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYAhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA
4) Jackie Beat - http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZThrYCy9Zzohttp://youtube.com/watch?v=ZThrYCy9Zzo
5) A royal flush in poker
6) A vice (Ill let you interpret that anny way you want
7) A 1500 assignment on behaviour mannagemennt inn primary schools.
Ill enter Pussycat as usual, Ill reserve for the other 7 though... Im working on something
Entrants Thus Far...
Melissa Urbich
Ming Higurashi
Solaria Crystalwing & Nightwing
Rocky Raccoon
Talim
Norbert the Rabies-infected cat
Enchanted Leaf
Link
Evil Bunny
Joey McConnell
Billy Lockhart
A rat
The country Lithuania
Joeys evil laptop
Liquid nitrogen
The letter Q
A USB drive in a heat sealed rigid plastic package
Haardvark (S2)
Christopher Mason
Mini-Fridge
A hippopotamus
Barry Jr.
The butterfly effect
The number 42
Rambo the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Thomas the YouTube Engine
Crash-Bash
Alex Holt
Lord DoomForAll
Squirrel Girl
A flying armoured shark with the anger of the entire internet community
A non-evil clone of Frank
A pack of a million dormice trained to each have the fighting prowess of Batman and like the taste of everything imaginable
A pot containing essence of Dues Ex Machina
A robe and wizards hat
A rambling old man who tells stories that dont go anywhere
Leo van Miert
A pan flute
The real edition of the anarchists cookbook
A Lamborghini Diablo
A Segway
The immovable object
The unstoppable force
Leos cellphone
The first series of House MD on DVD
Danny Bailey
Master Hand
Wikipedia
Aliens from a movie that were weak to water
A dead duck
A live duck
All that is evil in the world
The entire population of 4chan
The next person in all of existence to say the word Sandwich
Steven McGregor
Professor Vengeance
Thomas the Tank Engine
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
The Daleks
The Riddler
Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar
Strong Bad
Dr. Tran
Daniel Stickler
Alcohol
Jeremimi
Kelly
Jackie Beat
A royal flush poker hand
A vice
A 1500-word assignment on behaviour management in primary schools
The alphabet
Martijn M Benschop
Male Kram
A stingray
(6 reserved spots)
Frank Goacher
Pussycat
(7 reserved spots)
Wow, 10 people already. XD
Heres the rest of my 7, a roster based on my favourite villains. And yes, I include Pussycat in that list...
The Joker
From: Batman.
Powers: Depends on the series. Ranges from simple violence to skills with chemicals + surgery, etc.
Notes: A man of his word.
Albert Wesker
From: Resident evil series
Powers: Superhuman T-virus induced powers, recuperative powers, treachery, blackmail, permanent hair gel and awesome shades.
Summary: If other Resident evil villains are anything to go by, he can probably transform into a wide variety of mutations.
Dr. Wily
From: Megaman series
Powers: Robotics, perseverence.
Notes: Hates blue robots.
Homonculus
From: Shadows of Memories (PS2 game)
Powers: Unsure of his exact powers, but observed powers include the ability to control time, as well as evil genie style granting of wishes with a creative bent to make sure you wish youd never wished for something.
Notes: He says hes physically frail. Personally I dont believe him.
The Master
From: Dr. Who.
Powers: Time travel, laser screwdriver, the ability to regenerate and god knows what else.
Notes: John Simm version for prefference.
Agent Smith
From: The Matrix.
Powers: Super strength, speed, stamina, multiplication and awesome shades.
Notes: It is inevitable.
Frank Goacher
From: A terrible place.
Powers: The ability to manipulate the plot. The three most common ways to do this are:
1) A cheap plot device. Not necesarily an object, an example of a cheap plot device would be carting around someone useless on an adventure, then suddenly running into an obstacle that needs this persons skills. This person is a cheap plot device.
2) A plot twist. A sudden change in the flow of the plot, usually reversing someones fortunes. For example, when a villain has a hero beaten then their henchman suddenly betrays them and lets the hero go for whatever reason.
3) The infamous plot holes. These are caused when something happens that is inconsistant with the rest of the plot, leaving an inexplicable problem. Plot holes are caused by the Universe cottoning on to the fact that whats going on is fictional, and should something fall into one not only does it cease to exist, but it never existed in the first place.
Should Spiderman fall into a plot hole, that not only destroys the Spiderman universe, it also takes down Spiderwoman, the Hulk, the Fantastic Four... In fact every universe thats connected. However, the Ultimate Spiderman universe would be safe as its a re-telling and not connected to the original.
Notes: The power to manipulate and protect myself from plot effects is called sermo ex vestri puga pyga.
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