Crazy as it sounds, I think this might actually turn out to be halfway decent. Might...

Name: Billy
Gender: Male
Clothes: Flannel shirt, well-worn jeans, sandals that may once have been a colour known to man, and a green bandana over long blond hair.
Items: A machete, and a pencil.

Intelligence: 17
Strength: 3

Thought Id unleash my hippy/hermit alter ego somewhere