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NAME: Thomas The YouTube Engine.
WEIGHT: 26 tons.
SHAPE: Basic box wedge, shaped like Thomas The Tank Engine. I tried to get some dimensions, but gave up after 200 metres.
SPEED: Hell decide that.
TC: 0.
GC: Again, hell decide.
WHEELS: Over 9000 outer wheels.
ARMOUR: 5cm of Nonexistum, which is twice as hard as Unobtanian.
POWER: A talking pie. Never underestimate its power.
COLOUR: Glow in the Dark Blue.
WEAPONS: A flippy thing, a cutty thing, an axey thing, a stabby thing, a pokey thing, a rammy thing, a spanky thing, a flingy thing, a flamey thing, a grabby thing and a tickly thing. He wont tell me what else he has, or what powers them.
OTHER WEAPONS: Thomas is, in fact, a clusterbot. Incased in a special hatch in his bunker are 5 more robots: Idiot (a wooden robot with square wheels), Boxy (a cardboard box on wheels), Robojelly (a robot made out of jelly), The Pastel Trio (three Fruit Pastiles) and Spring-BOK! (the only difference from normal is that he is covered in parrifin).
SRIMECH: Thomas is unflippable, because I say so.
NOTES: Dont ask.
STRENGTHS: Unbeatable.
WEAKNESSESS: Reality.

Is that good enough?

(Message edited by Dinowarrior on March 29, 200