The Swan Fin Fac Fun Event

[swanaldo]

i will need eight new robots to take part in a bit of a laugh event. there are no weight rules and things like black hole generators are allowed. 1 robot each please. the rest i will make up as i go along.

[corsair_lightning]

I want Cyrilium 2, with 2000cm of cyrilium armour, a 200kg flywheel, 5 million black hole generators, and have it painted with cheese.

[swanaldo]

who mentioned an arena floor

[swanaldo]

nice robot david.

[joey_picus]

This is gonna be fun...

Name: Rodent Rampage
Dimensions: 90 x 45 x 25 cm
Weight: 37kgs
Shape: A rectangular invertible box with a wedge at the front.
Colour: Black and yellow chevrons
Drive: Four wheel drive, however the drive comes from two hamsters, running in the rear wheels, which are basically hamster wheels with an outer layer of nonexistium for hamster protection puropses, and rubber for grip. The rear wheels are connected to the front wheels by timing belts. The entire system is controlled by a modified baby monitor mechanism through which I shout vague instructions to the hamsters.
Speed: Depends
Ground Clearance: Wedge at the front is 0, rest is 10mm
Armour: 4mm nonexistium, which is ultra light but harder than any other substance known or to be invented.
Weapons: A 6 2500rpm circular saw at the rear, as well as the wedge at the front.
Srimech: Invertible, cannot be stranded because the hamsters move, and has a large parachute if it gets flipped high
Notes: Carries large supplies of onboard hay to feed the hamsters.
Strengths: Reliable
Weaknesses: PETA

[swanaldo]

lol joey. another lovley robot there. should do well

[alex_holt]

Godbot
Weight: Effectively Infinite but also nothing
Shape: Every shape
Wheels: It contains every form of mobility that is was or ever could be, but also none
Motors: It contains all motors that is was or ever could be, but also none, but it doesnt really need it as it is the universe so movign doesnt achieve much
Speed: Infinite yet none
Turning circle: All
Armour: The condensed totality of the universe as it is, was or ever could be. Also it functions like a voodoo doll for the opposing driver.
Weapons: Everything conceivable - however it primarily just manipulates gravity to an unlimited degree, being able to increase the mass of an opponent to the point where it collapses in on itself as a black hole. It can also just flick opponents out of existance, but thats a bit boring.
Strengths: All
Weaknesses: Dues Ex Machina

[corsair_lightning]

Kustom Cyrlium, as I call it, is invincible, and can destroy other types of armour with an anti-matter pneumatic spike.

[joey_picus]

*remembers to fit small air pipe to Rodent Rampage to prevent catastrophic failure of drive*