The Swan Fin Fac Fun Event

[swanaldo]

well well alex you have there a mighty fine robot. hope it does well. should make an interesting battle.

[swanaldo]

mark you must make the effort of stats please i just cant enter any old thing in this event you know.

[pcbore]

Kustom 2

Shape: The shape of pure awesomeness.

Dimensions: 20 X 80 X10

Weight: 79 KG

Armour: 50 mm Kustominium all over. This is an alloy designed by me which is lighter than Polycarb, but stronger than Unobtanium.

GC: 0 all over.

Weapon 1: An 80 KG flywheel doing 5 million KJs per hit.

Weapon 2: Nitrogen powered flipper that can flip fifty tonnes

Weapon 3: Electric axe powered by ten Eteks

Weapon 4: FBS shell doing 50 million KJs per hit

Weapon 5: Rear spikes

Drive: 4 wheel drive powered by 8 Eteks for 250 HP.

Power: Kustom 2 is powered by a plot hole generator. Like a black hole generator, but better.

Strengths: It€™s been designed by a vet, so there can€™t be any problems with it.

Weaknesses: Plot hole generator could possibly cause the destruction of our entire universe.

[kodster]

The Oracle

Shape: Sphere

Colour: It glows green but its actually sable.

Speed: Whatever it decides to be.

Weight: Can change its weight to be anything, its up for the writer to decide.

Armour: 5mm elasticium. Anything that strikes it gets damaged, and any other elements like undamagableium, unpushableium, and unflippableium are instantly nullified and transferred to The Oracle itself. It is made so that it is indestructible. Even the wheels are made of it.

Drive: A V10 turbodiesel engine from the Audi R10 racecar. Its been specifically designed so that it fits within the weight limit.

Power: Fuel.

Motivation: Wheels at the bottom. Everything protecting the wheels is indestructible.

Ground Clearance: 6mm, but it has such a perfect center of gravity that it cannot be flipped at all, nor can it be gotten under because remember the wheels are also made of elasticium.

Turning Circle: 0

Dimensions in CM: 60 x 60 x 55

Weaponry: Undeniable truth that it cannot be beaten. If that fails, it can just ram bots to death with its elasticium exterior armour.

Srimech: None, but it cant be flipped.

Strengths: People who write fanfic tournaments.

Notes: Chicken. :P

(Message edited by kodster on March 29, 200

[joey_picus]

...how can it be a sphere if its dimensions are 60 x 60 x 55? :P

[kodster]

Damnit, why must you spoil my fun :P

Dimensions in CM: 60cm x 60cm x 61cm

[joey_picus]

Thats still wrong

[kodster]

No it isnt because Im rounding the ground clearance off to 10mm. :P Im too lazy to put 60.6cm of height. :P

[dinowarrior]

Gotta Enter, Gotta Enter!

NAME: Thomas The YouTube Engine.
WEIGHT: 26 tons.
SHAPE: Basic box wedge, shaped like Thomas The Tank Engine. I tried to get some dimensions, but gave up after 200 metres.
SPEED: Hell decide that.
TC: 0.
GC: Again, hell decide.
WHEELS: Over 9000 outer wheels.
ARMOUR: 5cm of Nonexistum, which is twice as hard as Unobtanian.
POWER: A talking pie. Never underestimate its power.
COLOUR: Glow in the Dark Blue.
WEAPONS: A flippy thing, a cutty thing, an axey thing, a stabby thing, a pokey thing, a rammy thing, a spanky thing, a flingy thing, a flamey thing, a grabby thing and a tickly thing. He wont tell me what else he has, or what powers them.
OTHER WEAPONS: Thomas is, in fact, a clusterbot. Incased in a special hatch in his bunker are 5 more robots: Idiot (a wooden robot with square wheels), Boxy (a cardboard box on wheels), Robojelly (a robot made out of jelly), The Pastel Trio (three Fruit Pastiles) and Spring-BOK! (the only difference from normal is that he is covered in parrifin).
SRIMECH: Thomas is unflippable, because I say so.
NOTES: Dont ask.
STRENGTHS: Unbeatable.
WEAKNESSESS: Reality.

Is that good enough?

(Message edited by Dinowarrior on March 29, 200