Virtual Robot Wars

**majinb** · 19th March 2008, 11:06

whats not real in Swans entry?

**corsair_lightning** · 19th March 2008, 11:14

Lets see.....

Longish with a few bands

Impossible.

Length: 1.5m

Barely an antweight.

Man with a strong throw

I said to use real things! No sticks! No black hole generators! No dwarves! No fake alloys except for unobtanium, which is allowed!

**majinb** · 19th March 2008, 11:16

longish with a few BENDS, its a bend stick, whats impossible about that?

1.5 METER, alot of antweights can be put in that

and theres no such thing as men with a strong throw?

**corsair_lightning** · 19th March 2008, 11:49

Sticks do not count as robots. Even thrown sticks dont.

**kodster** · 19th March 2008, 12:14

Guys, lets act serious with real components in our bots.

When you make proper vapourbots, then we will.

**knightrous** · 19th March 2008, 13:18

quote:

No fake alloys except for unobtanium, which is allowed!

Ummm... Not sure what planetary system you come from, but unobtanium is a fake metal... It was a joke kick started by Steven Kirk from his SHW robot Slam Job interview on Battlebots 1.0....

**joey_picus** · 19th March 2008, 14:34

Name: Paul Cuomo

Shape: Kind of boxy

Colour: Black, with red bits

Speed: 15mph

Drive: 1 remote controlled car, duct taped to the underside of...

Armour: A house brick, made of unobtanium alloyed with hardox, titanium, mithril, cerulean and pie.

Weapons: HE HAS A REALLY BIG CRUSHER!

Srimech: The brick repels the ground so it rolls back on to its wheels.

Strengths: Very nice

Weaknesses: Plot holes