k, Ill change my entry than, if Im allowed to use fantasy-parts

Name - If it looks like a tank...

Shape - See the link at the bottom of this post

Weight - 100 Kilogram

Speed - 15 mph

Dimensions - 90x80x25 cm

Ground Clearance - 0 right underneath the tracks, but pretty big everywhere else

Power - I asked an over-muscular dwarf to power a hamster-wheel. Dwarfs are much cheaper and lighter than LEMs and given the right medicin deliver aLOT more power. Also dwarfs dont get tired.

Movement - A pair of tracks. The tracks themselves are made of whateverium which has the feature that its indestructible. I sprayed a layer of cantthinkofanameium-spray over the tracks which has the feature that it cant be pushed by other bots.

Turning Circle - Zero

Weaponry - A pnuematic spike which comes out horizontally from the upper part of the robot, at about 15 cm from the ground. The spike comes out a large barrel which is mounted on a free moving turret, mounted on top of the machine. The spike is powered by a 2 kg gas tank which contains CO8, 4 times as powerful as CO2, and it has the feature that it goes back into the gas tank after use, AND that it can savely be stored at 15000 PSI, the spike comes out with 4000 kJ.

Armour - Like the tracks, 1 mm of whateverium, which cant be destroyed by any means, I sprayed the whole machine with onetwothreeium-spray, which has the feature that it cant be flipped by any means.

Srimech - The onetwothreeium-spray makes sure I wont be flipped.

Notes - This machine is so dangerous that when not in use, its guarded by 2 dwarfs 24/7, as can be seen in the picture.

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