There may be a RoboBash Series 2, but I havent decided yet. ANYWAY, THE FINAL HEAT OF SERIES 1!!!!
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Sam Park: Ah, yes. Its the final heat of Robobash 1! So far there have been 15 semi-finallists, which robot is going to make the last place for the semi-finals? Six brand new robots are coming to wreak havoc, and cause mayhem in the arena! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!!!!!

(CROWD CHEERS)

Sam Park: Okay, LET THE WAAAAAAARS BEGIN!!!!!

(BATTLE 1!)

From Toronto, Ontario, Killobite 5.0!

Very similar to an earlier contestant, Nidhogg, its got a nice crusher and lifter combo which packs a wallop! The linear actuated bar at the rear also acts as a srimech, but the armour is doubtful. Will he give the opponents a nasty bite?

From Glasgow, Scotland, Metal Sonic Spin Dash!

Metal Sonic Spin Dash will fly by you in circles if youre not fast enough. Its got a mega-nasty attitude, 3000RPM front blade, and a nice top srimech. When you combine that with 6 wheel drive, and great traction, youve got a killer machine that will make Dr. Robotnik beg for mercy!

From Ormond Beach, Florida, The Revolutionist!

This robot hasnt had too much successes, except the part where it landed 2nd in the first US championships. Its got a full body spinner which spins at 1200RPM, but the lack of srimech might cause its downfall.

Roboteers, Stand By...!

Booth 1: Killobite 5.0, MSSD
Booth 2: Revolutionist

3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!

Say hello to the first battle of the final heat! Revolutionist immediately spins up, but MSSD just... ah! MSSD slams into the Revolutionist, and sparks begin to fly! Killobite crashes their party, and now, Killboite gets under the Revolutionist, and clamps it! Now, the runner up of the first US Robot Wars is in dire straits, as it gets dragged into the hammers!
WHAM!
OH! The armour is taking a huge battering! Now, the Revolutionist gets away, but somethings wrong... Revolutionist has stopped spinning! MSSD now takes that as an advantage, and pushes the Revolutionist into the hammers again! The 50kg hammer comes down!
WHAM!!
OH!!! The hammer just smashes into the Revolutionist! Revolutionist gets away, but with only limited movement, because I think that hammer mustve disabled some mechanics. Killobite comes in and slams into the pit button. Now, Killobite slams into Revolutionist, and clamps it again! The armour is taking serious damage there! Now, Killobite spares the Revolutionist from any more damage by shunting it into the pit. BOOM!

CEASE!

Revolutionist fails to make a revolution.
Killobite and Metal Sonic Spin Dash go through!

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Sam Park: Welcome back to RoboBash, where well be off with our 2nd battle of the evening. Two robots will make the podium, but one will be chopped up and made into food for the other bots!

(BATTLE 2!!!)

From Onehouse, Suffolk, Spring-BOK!

Looks like an antelope went on steroids! Spring-BOK has a launch pad powered by a few car springs, a Phillipper style set of srimechs on the sides, and its covered in orange fur? I think I smell burning... and that 8mm titanium underneath the fur looks a bit shabby,,,

From Shrewsbury in Shropshire, Rupture!

Rupture is here to rupture its opponents... literally. This bad boy has got a nice lifting arm for a weapon powered by magmotors, and some good pushing power, too. But above all, it keeps going, going and... erm... going!

From Gainsborough in Lincolnshire, Tempest Evil-est-Oution!

Tempest is more of a hit than the movie Marley and Me. It has a ring spinner that spins at 1000RPM max, and dishes out a nasty 83 kJ! However, it doesnt have that much pushing power and its sometimes difficult to contrrol.

Roboteers, Stand By...!

Booth 1: Spring-BOK, Rupture
Booth 2: Tempest

3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!

And say hello to the last of the first round battles! The spinner of Tempest is spinning madly, and Rupture slams into Spring-BOK, and slams it into the wall!
WHAM!
OUCH! Thats gotta hurt! The fur is stripped off from Spring-BOK, and now Spring-BOK drives away, only to find Tempest!
CRASH!!!!
WOAH!! That attack sent Spring-BOK flying, and now, the fur is almost all gone and there is a huge gash in the rear end there! Now, Tempest gets up to full speed yet again, and Rupture meanwhile, is still chasing Spring-BOK! Spring-BOK turns and shows Rupture its front, but too late. Rupture gets underneath somehow, and slams Spring-BOK into TEMPESTS SPINNER!!!!
CRASH!!!!
CRUSHED... Thats all I can say. Now, the side armour has taken a HUGE battering, and look at that! The side srimech arm is ripped out of shape there! Now, Tempest crashes into the pit button, and opens the pit, and Spring-BOK and Rupture are still duking it out, there! Rupture has Spring-BOK in the air again, and pushes him into Tempest! Spring-BOK tries getting away, but... too late.
CRASH!!!!
OH... MY... GOD! That hit sends Spring-BOK flying, and look at the OTHER side, its also completely bent! To be honest, I think Spring-BOK has no movement left anymore, do you? I think that when Tempest hit it, Look at that! Just ripped apart there! The count is on!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... OUT!!!
Now, Rupture pushes Spring-BOK into the flames! FWOOM! Ah, bot flambe in the action here! Now, Tempest spins down and spares Spring-BOK from taking any more damage and shunts it down the pit.

CEASE!

Spring-BOK, fated for the flames and pit. Better luck next time, Chris!
Rupture and Tempest go through!

Round 2

Killobite VS Rupture
MSSD VS Tempest

Tactics, Predictions and a pancake please.