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Thread: My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

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  2. #402
    There may be a RoboBash Series 2, but I havent decided yet. ANYWAY, THE FINAL HEAT OF SERIES 1!!!!
    * * *

    Sam Park: Ah, yes. Its the final heat of Robobash 1! So far there have been 15 semi-finallists, which robot is going to make the last place for the semi-finals? Six brand new robots are coming to wreak havoc, and cause mayhem in the arena! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!!!!!

    (CROWD CHEERS)

    Sam Park: Okay, LET THE WAAAAAAARS BEGIN!!!!!

    (BATTLE 1!)

    From Toronto, Ontario, Killobite 5.0!

    Very similar to an earlier contestant, Nidhogg, its got a nice crusher and lifter combo which packs a wallop! The linear actuated bar at the rear also acts as a srimech, but the armour is doubtful. Will he give the opponents a nasty bite?

    From Glasgow, Scotland, Metal Sonic Spin Dash!

    Metal Sonic Spin Dash will fly by you in circles if youre not fast enough. Its got a mega-nasty attitude, 3000RPM front blade, and a nice top srimech. When you combine that with 6 wheel drive, and great traction, youve got a killer machine that will make Dr. Robotnik beg for mercy!

    From Ormond Beach, Florida, The Revolutionist!

    This robot hasnt had too much successes, except the part where it landed 2nd in the first US championships. Its got a full body spinner which spins at 1200RPM, but the lack of srimech might cause its downfall.

    Roboteers, Stand By...!

    Booth 1: Killobite 5.0, MSSD
    Booth 2: Revolutionist

    3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!

    Say hello to the first battle of the final heat! Revolutionist immediately spins up, but MSSD just... ah! MSSD slams into the Revolutionist, and sparks begin to fly! Killobite crashes their party, and now, Killboite gets under the Revolutionist, and clamps it! Now, the runner up of the first US Robot Wars is in dire straits, as it gets dragged into the hammers!
    WHAM!
    OH! The armour is taking a huge battering! Now, the Revolutionist gets away, but somethings wrong... Revolutionist has stopped spinning! MSSD now takes that as an advantage, and pushes the Revolutionist into the hammers again! The 50kg hammer comes down!
    WHAM!!
    OH!!! The hammer just smashes into the Revolutionist! Revolutionist gets away, but with only limited movement, because I think that hammer mustve disabled some mechanics. Killobite comes in and slams into the pit button. Now, Killobite slams into Revolutionist, and clamps it again! The armour is taking serious damage there! Now, Killobite spares the Revolutionist from any more damage by shunting it into the pit. BOOM!

    CEASE!

    Revolutionist fails to make a revolution.
    Killobite and Metal Sonic Spin Dash go through!

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------

    Sam Park: Welcome back to RoboBash, where well be off with our 2nd battle of the evening. Two robots will make the podium, but one will be chopped up and made into food for the other bots!

    (BATTLE 2!!!)

    From Onehouse, Suffolk, Spring-BOK!

    Looks like an antelope went on steroids! Spring-BOK has a launch pad powered by a few car springs, a Phillipper style set of srimechs on the sides, and its covered in orange fur? I think I smell burning... and that 8mm titanium underneath the fur looks a bit shabby,,,

    From Shrewsbury in Shropshire, Rupture!

    Rupture is here to rupture its opponents... literally. This bad boy has got a nice lifting arm for a weapon powered by magmotors, and some good pushing power, too. But above all, it keeps going, going and... erm... going!

    From Gainsborough in Lincolnshire, Tempest Evil-est-Oution!

    Tempest is more of a hit than the movie Marley and Me. It has a ring spinner that spins at 1000RPM max, and dishes out a nasty 83 kJ! However, it doesnt have that much pushing power and its sometimes difficult to contrrol.

    Roboteers, Stand By...!

    Booth 1: Spring-BOK, Rupture
    Booth 2: Tempest

    3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!

    And say hello to the last of the first round battles! The spinner of Tempest is spinning madly, and Rupture slams into Spring-BOK, and slams it into the wall!
    WHAM!
    OUCH! Thats gotta hurt! The fur is stripped off from Spring-BOK, and now Spring-BOK drives away, only to find Tempest!
    CRASH!!!!
    WOAH!! That attack sent Spring-BOK flying, and now, the fur is almost all gone and there is a huge gash in the rear end there! Now, Tempest gets up to full speed yet again, and Rupture meanwhile, is still chasing Spring-BOK! Spring-BOK turns and shows Rupture its front, but too late. Rupture gets underneath somehow, and slams Spring-BOK into TEMPESTS SPINNER!!!!
    CRASH!!!!
    CRUSHED... Thats all I can say. Now, the side armour has taken a HUGE battering, and look at that! The side srimech arm is ripped out of shape there! Now, Tempest crashes into the pit button, and opens the pit, and Spring-BOK and Rupture are still duking it out, there! Rupture has Spring-BOK in the air again, and pushes him into Tempest! Spring-BOK tries getting away, but... too late.
    CRASH!!!!
    OH... MY... GOD! That hit sends Spring-BOK flying, and look at the OTHER side, its also completely bent! To be honest, I think Spring-BOK has no movement left anymore, do you? I think that when Tempest hit it, Look at that! Just ripped apart there! The count is on!
    10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... OUT!!!
    Now, Rupture pushes Spring-BOK into the flames! FWOOM! Ah, bot flambe in the action here! Now, Tempest spins down and spares Spring-BOK from taking any more damage and shunts it down the pit.

    CEASE!

    Spring-BOK, fated for the flames and pit. Better luck next time, Chris!
    Rupture and Tempest go through!

    Round 2

    Killobite VS Rupture
    MSSD VS Tempest

    Tactics, Predictions and a pancake please.

  3. #403
    None too bad there. Likewise, if you make a RB2, reserve me a spot.

    Killobite 5.0 vs. Rupture

    Well we still dont know how many wheels it has, but it doesnt matter how many wheels it has if Ive got it in the air. Get under, clamp, lift, carry to pit, and drop.

    Metal Sonic Spin Dash vs. Tempest Evil-est-oution

    MSSD is a capable rammer as well as a capable sawbot, but I think Tempest can pull off a KO here.

    The end is nigh!

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    Michelle: And heres the magnificient Kody Kunz with his brilliant machine, Killobite! Hows it going?
    Kody: Spiffing, mdarling, and you?
    Michelle: Im doing great, thanks. Now youre up against... Rupture!
    Kody: Wow, this is going to be easier than I thought. Eh, just get under the sides/back, and crush the top, and then... oh I dont know, drag it down the pit?
    Michelle: Good luck.
    Kody: Thank you.

    Michelle: And heres AJ with his awesome machine, Rupture!
    AJ: Yes, it is.
    Michelle: Right then. You are up against... Killobite!
    AJ: Well, the only thing I could do here, is lift it up and probably pit the damn thing.
    Michelle: Right then, best of luck.
    AJ: Thank you.

    * * *
    Sam: So, this is it. Oh yes, its storming time again. This is ROUND 2!!!

    (BATTLE 3!!!)

    Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome...

    KILLOBITE!!!

    RUPTURE!!!

    Roboteers, Stand By...

    Booth 1: Killobite
    Booth 2: Rupture

    3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!!!

    Killobite immediately presses the pit button, and the pit opens. Now, Rupture gets underneath the side, and lifts Killobite up and over! Good self-righting there by Killobite, and now, it gets underneath Rupture with the front forks, and pins it down! Theres a dent in the hardox armour of Rupture, and now, it gets dragged into the hammers! The hammer comes BLASTING DOWN!!!
    WHAM!
    OH! Rupture gets one in the top armour! Now, Rupture gets away, and gets under the sides! Now, it slowly lifts Killobite onto its back, but Killobite self-rights. Now, Killobite fights back, with its own weapon... and Rupture gets clamped! Now, Rupture cannot seem to get away that easily from the grip of Killobite, its wheels are spinning, but it cant get away! Now, Killobite starts to slowly lever Rupture... towards the pit... Rupture is on the brink of oblivion... OH! It just gets away, and again, gets underneath the side ground clearence and lifts Killobite onto its back, and again, Killobite flips itself back onto its wheels, and now, Killobite gets underneath once again... and again, it levers Rupture... towards the pit, and Rupture cant get away.... BOOM! Down it goes! Its all over in 31 seconds!

    CEASE!

    Rupture gets ruptured.
    Killobite goes through to the Heat Final!

  5. #405
    Tactics? Ram it to bits, of course. :wink:

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    Michelle: Im here again with Steve-O and Metal Sonic Spin Dash. Youre up against Tempest Evil-est-oution.
    Steve: Very good ring spinner, but if I get underneath before he gets to speed, then it will be game over for him.
    Michelle: Can you create any damage, though?
    Steve: I sure can. Its this bad boy that does the damage. *Shows her the sawblade* So, my tactics are to stop him from spinning, chew the bottom armour, and pit ASAP.
    Michelle: Good luck.
    Steve: Thank you.

    Michelle: OK, and Im going to go over HERE now, to Franks evil machine, Tempest!
    Frank: Oh, yeah. Veeery evil...
    Michelle: Hahahaha. So, what are your tactics for the next fight? Youre up against Metal Sonic Spin Dash.
    Frank: Augh. Well, he is quite a fast and nimble machine, so Ill try to shock kill him. Rip off the saw and skirts if I want to.
    Michelle: Right, then. Good luck.
    Frank: Thanks.

    (BATTLE 4!!!)

    Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome...

    METAL SONIC SPIN DASH!!!

    TEMPEST EVIL-EST-OUTION!!!

    Roboteers, Stand By...

    Booth 1: MSSD
    Booth 2: Tempest

    3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!

    Woah! Tempest immediately spins up to full speed a little before activate was called... and could this be an advantage for Frank? Uh oh, not by the looks of that! MSSD gets under the ring spinner and SLAMS it into the wall!
    WHAM!
    Now, Tempest tries spinning up to full speed AGAIN, and it does, finally! Now, Tempest already smashes into the side of MSSD!
    CRASH!!
    OH, that was a massive hit! MSSD was sent spinning out of control there! Did that cause any damage, though? Yes, it did! There is a small dent in the side, but now, MSSD fights back again, by slamming Tempest into the wall!
    WHAM!
    Ouch. Thats got to hurt. Tempest looks a bit ponderous, doesnt it? Now, spinning up again, Tempest smashes into the other side!
    CRASH!!!
    OH, MSSD is sent spinning away, and very near the flames! Another dent is made in the armour of MSSD, and now, the other skirt is bent a bit, not too much. Anyway, MSSD is dangerously close to the flame grill. Get out of there, Steve, you dont want to have baked aerials. Steve doesnt want to fall behind, so he presses the pit button! The pit goes down, and... uh, Steve? A nudge is enough. MSSD now drive towards Tempest and at the same time, Tempest crashes into MSSDs side!
    CRASH!!!
    OH!!!! I can feel THAT from where I am! One of the skirts was dislodged from the hinge! Look at that! What a deadly assault by Tempest! Lets have a look at it again... Tempest just ripped the skirt, and dislodged it from the hinge, there! Tempest, what a destructive machine this is! But, MSSD crashes into the whirling dervish, and drags it towards the pit! Now, Tempest... OH! Tempest just escapes somehow! Steve looks surprised, and now, Tempest spins up again, and now, the time is running out...
    10... 9... 8...
    CRASH!!!
    WOAH!!! There goes a skirt flying off of MSSD, courtesy of Tempests spinning rim!
    7... 6... 5... 4...
    Tempest spins up again, and now, MSSD comes in!
    3... 2... 1...
    CRASH!!!
    WOAH!!! That spun MSSD away, and almost it fell into the pit! MSSDs wheels are stuck on the edge!

    CEASE!

    Fantastic Battle, you two! Now, lets see the judges scores!

    JD: MSSD / Tempest
    Style: 3/5 / 2/5
    Control: 2/5 / 3/5
    Damage: 1.7/5 / 3.3/5
    Aggresion: 2.5/5 / 2.5/5
    Total Score: 9.2/20 / 10.8/20

    Metal Sonic Spin Dash has become so damn rusty that he aint no sonic anymore.
    Tempest goes through to the Heat P Final!

    Sam: Well, the judges have made their decision... based on style, control, damage, and aggresion. They say it was VERY close, but in the end, there can be only one winner... and that winner is.... TEMPEST!!!!
    (Frank cheers, and then shakes hands with Steve)
    Sam: You were so close to beating Tempest!
    Steve: Yeah, I wouldve won, if it wasnt for that meddlin full body spinner!
    Sam: (Chuckles) Are you disappointed, or do you think the judges got it right?
    Steve: Yeah, a bit of both. I mean, things didnt go according to plan, but I was getting battered real good out there, so I cant do anything about it now.
    Sam: You going to come back again?
    Steve: You bet!
    Sam: All right, lets hear it for the gallant... METAL SONIC SPIN DASH!!
    (CROWD CHEERS)
    Sam: Frankie ol boy, you are through to the heat final again. Congratulations.
    Frank: Thank you, kind sir.
    Sam: Now, he had you on the ropes for a bit. How did you manage to escape while he was dragging you to the pit?
    Frank: Well, to be honest, I never thought I would! Yeah, but lets just say that it was a miracle.
    Sam: You think you can win this heat?
    Frank: I might very well do!
    Sam: All right, everyone, give it up for your winner... TEMPEST EVIL-EST-OUTION!!
    (CROWD CHEERS)

    Heat P Final
    Killobite VS Tempest

    Tactics, Predictions, and forgive me for writing this battle at 5:00 in the morning.

    (Message edited by samuel3764 on January 07, 2009)

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    Considering the post-battle interview was almost the same length...

    Killobite 5.0 vs. Tempest Evil-est-oution

    Well I kinda knew Id be facing Tempest. One thing I know is that if he aint spinning, hes doomed. So Ill charge straight into him with the rear. Im not too hopeful, but my chassis should be able to deflect his blows. Im not too willing to sacrifice my lifting forks early on. When hes slowed down, turn around and ram him with the front end, get under, clamp, lift, drag to pit, drop.

    And it should be 10:52pm in BC, Sam, if you just wrote this battle. Whats with this 5 a.m.? Or did you write it early this morning? :P lol

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    Michelle: Right, I€™m here with Kody Kunz, and his brilliant machine, Killobite! Great job for clinching another heat final. You, my friend, are up against€¦ Tempest!
    Kody: Wow, I don€™t know what to say.
    Michelle: I assume you are worried? :wink:
    Kody: Yeah, a little. But when he€™s not spinning he€™s toast. So, I€™m going to deflect the spinner with my rear, then grab and pit it ASAP.
    Michelle: All right then, get out there and make some noise!
    Kody: Yep, you know it. :wink:

    Michelle: OK, I€™m going to go over here now, to Frankie and his evil machine, Tempest! You€™re up against€¦ Killobite!
    Frank: Killobite, eh? Well, he€™s got a pretty strong chassis, so it might as well be a bit hard, but I would try to shock kill him€¦
    Michelle: You worried?
    Frank: Uh€¦ not really.
    Michelle: All right then, good luck.
    Frank: Yeah, you know it.

    * * *

    Dan O€™Hagan: So, there you have it, our last heat final. Killobite has got the claw and lifter combo, and the weapon synergy. Tempest is, of course, the runner up of Crash and Burn 2, and it also has a great ring spinner. So, it could really go either way. But I€™m actually going for Tempest because of all the experience it has. Anyway, let€™s see if we are right!

    Sam Park: This is it! The final meltdown of the heats! THIS IS THE LAST HEAT FINAL!!!

    (HEAT FINAL!!!)

    Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome€¦

    KILLOBITE!!!

    TEMPEST!!!

    Roboteers, Stand By€¦

    Booth 1: Killobite
    Booth 2: Tempest

    3€¦ 2€¦ 1... ACTIVATE!

    We€™re about to witness the end of the heats, and Tempest already spins up to speed! Now, Killobite rams the ring spinner with the rear end!
    CRASH!!!
    WOAH! Sparks litter the arena and both bots are spun away! However, there is very little damage caused to Killobite, there; it€™s nothing but a tiny scratch. Now, the ring spinner from Gainsborough spins up again, and barges in!
    CRASH!!!
    €¦and again, both bots are spun away, and there is yet another tiny scratch in the chassis of Killobite! This will hopefully score Tempest some points. Now, Tempest is spinning again, and both bots go on a collision course! Killobite barges in with the rear again!
    CRASH!!!!
    Sparks fly again, and the audience seems to love the action here! Tempest has been slowed down, and Killobite turns around, and tries to grab it€¦ but Tempest somehow gets away, and spins up to full speed ahead! Now, Killobite gets the hell over to Tempest again!
    CRASH!!!
    More sparks fly, and Tempest makes another small dent in the chassis of Killobite! Kody realizes that the tides are turning against him, so he presses the pit button, and Killobite grabs Tempest! Now, it drives towards the pit! But WAIT! Tempest gets away again, and spins up! Good defense by Tempest, there. Now, Tempest again, barges in with the spinning ring€¦ RIGHT IN THE BACK!!!
    CRASH!!!
    That hit sends both robots spinning out of control, and Killobite spins almost into the pit, and now, Tempest spins up to full speed€¦
    CRASH!!
    Killobite is being attacked with relentless strikes here, but the chassis is holding up nicely! Now, the time is running out here€¦.
    10€¦ 9€¦ 8€¦
    Killobite barges in with the rear again€¦
    7€¦ 6€¦ 5€¦ 4€¦
    CRASH!!
    WOAH! Tempest barges in with the spinner, and a very small piece of armour flies off from Killobite!
    3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦
    Tempest€™s ring is still spinning, and Killobite begins to charge into it€¦
    CRASH!!
    WOAH! Killobite is spinning madly, and now, it€™s very near the pit, and almost in it!

    CEASE!

    Great battle, you two! Scores please, judges!

    JD: Killobite / Tempest
    Style: 3/5 / 2/5
    Damage: 1/5 / 4/5
    Control: 2.4/5 / 2.6/5
    Aggresion: 3.5/5 / 1.5/5
    Total Score: 9.9/20 / 10.1/20

    Killobite will need to have more bite in it.
    Tempest Evil-est-oution goes through to the Series Semi-Finals!

    Sam: Well, you were dominating that fight, but you got beaten!
    Kody: Yeah€¦ I think I could€™ve done a bit better.
    Sam: Tell me, what went wrong there?
    Kody: Well, it WAS a very tough robot to face, and it wasn€™t that easy to grab hold of.
    Sam: Ouch. Well, you€™ve got four bots in the semis. Hope you do well.
    Kody: Thank you.
    Sam: All right, let€™s hear it for your gallant contender€¦ KILLOBITE 5.0!!!
    (CROWD CHEERS THEIR HEADS OFF)
    Sam: Well? You finally did it!
    Frank: Indeed I did. After all this time, I got to the semi-finals!
    Sam: Now, what was your tactic for the fight?
    Frank: I didn€™t really have that much, but to shock kill it. But at least I won on a judge€™s decision!
    Sam: Well done on your win. You think you can go all the way?
    Frank: Most likely I will!
    Sam: All right, let€™s hear it for Frank€™s brilliant machine and your winner for Heat P€¦ TEMPEST EVIL-EST-OUTION!!!!
    (CROWD CHEERS AGAIN)
    Sam: €¦ and there you have it. Frank Goacher finally won a heat after all this time. Killobite might come back to dazzle us all, but again, it€™s the winners that count here. For everyone here, I€™m Sam Park. Good night, everyone.
    (CROWD CHEERS, Kody, Frank, and Sam shakes hands)

    Dan O€™Hagan: Well, there you have it€¦ our semifinallists are:

    Leprosy Infection, Aftershock, Archangel of the Abyss, Pure Evil: Revenge of the Disc, Tira 3, Whirligig 4.5, Dennis the Menace, Gabriel v1.25, Intrigue, SoR Hex, Yet Another Cut Above the Rest, Back to Rock, Axeon, E Clawdius Unum, Super Gore Evo, and last but not least, Tempest Evil-est-Oution!

    Draws

    Semi Final 1

    E Clawdius Unum VS Axeon
    Aftershock VS Gabriel
    Leprosy Infection VS Dennis the Menace
    Tira 3 VS Back to Rock

    Semi Final 2

    Intrigue VS YACATR
    SoR Hex VS Super Gore Evo
    Pure Evil: Revenge of the Disc VS Whirligig
    Archangel of the Abyss VS Tempest Evil-est-Oution

    Tactics, Predictions, and a jalapeno pepper please.

    PS: Glad that Laura€™s back? =P

  10. #410
    Meh, no shame in losing to a bot like Tempest. Though I must say, Samuel, bit short of a fight to go directly to a judges decision...but whatever. Not gonna complain.

    E Clawdius Unum vs. Axeon 2.0

    Repeat of Razer vs. Terrorhurtz, anyone? Steve-O for the clamp and pit.

    Aftershock vs. Gabriel

    This is the original Gabriel, I think. Its got 7mm titanium armour and some Hardox over that, but its got an aluminium baseplate, and being a tri-drum axlebot, I can knock him over and hit the baseplate with the end drums. Plus those end drums stabilize it so it doesnt lose control and drive backwards. :P Simply knock it around until it dies.

    Leprosy Infection vs. Dennis the Menace

    I think Leprosy can actually win, sorry Dan.

    Tira III vs. Back to Rock III

    Aw no. :S Im gonna attack the lifter and hope that it stops working, then just shred away. Though if I can get around to the sides, I should have no problem dealing with it. Mainly hit the lifter, then back off. Then attack again, and back off. Repeat until hes dead.

    Intrigue vs. Yet Another Cut Above The Rest

    Box-rush it. If I get stop the spinner, it wont spin no more. After its stopped, mercilessly pound to hell. Either that or go for a pitting.

    Son of Ripper Hex vs. Super Gore Evo

    I dont like this match-up. :S His angled sides are gonna give me a hell of a time trying to grab him. Gonna use the piercing claws here, and hope to get under SoR Hex from anywhere, if I can. After that, use the ends of the piercing claws to latch onto his top armour and clamp him between the scoop and claws. That is, if hes low enough. If not, Ill actually pierce him! Drag to pit immediately.

    Pure Evil: Revenge of the Disc vs. Whirligig 4.5

    Pure Evil is a dead bot. Steve-O FTW.

    Archangel of the Abyss vs. Tempest Evil-est-oution

    Two overkill FBS/ring spinners...uh...I say ArchAngel given its weight advantage.

    Good luck to Joey, Martijn, and Andy. Lets see a cracking semi-final, Samuel.

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