My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

[samuel3764]

If Im going to write another fight, Im going to puke. Just kidding.

From Team Dinowarrior, Mega Masher!

Mega Masher is going to mash you like mashed potatoes if you don€™t run away. A Minion-type clone, this brilliant machine has a wedge on the front, a self-righting bar on the side and a disc on the back spinning at 2000RPM. Its top speed is only 12 mph, though.

From Team Chevron, No Objections!

No Objections has got a stay-in-place spinner, and an actuated lifter. Possibly overweight, but this looks like a very original design.

From Team Unknown, Yet Another Cut Above the Rest!

YACATR will cut you up like apples if you dont run away. This monster has a huge spinner that spins very fast (uh€¦ just how many RPMs, AJ? :wink, made out of titanium. It€™s spun using a single LEM-200, and the robot is built in a way that it can€™t be beached. But, its pushing power is not the best by a long shot.

Roboteers, Stand By!

Booth 1: Mega Masher, No Objections
Booth 2: YACATR

3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!!

No Objections immediately going for that pit release button, and YACATR spins up to speed! Mega Masher goes for No Objections, but now, No Objections lifts Mega Masher up, and DRAGS IT TO YACATR!
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!
YIPE! That took a whole side skirt clean off! Mega Masher gets away, and now, it drives its disc into No Objections!
CRASH!!!
Nothing but a small gash is left in No Objections. Now, YACATR immediately zooms away and crashes into Mega Masher!
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH!!!! That€™s€¦ whoa. YACATR took another side skirt out, and Mega Masher€¦ uh€¦ Mega Masher, don€™t you know that a huge flywheel is about to hit you with a force of a jackhammer? Now, Mega Masher is not moving€¦ it€™s been completely stunned by the attack AJ gave to it, but its disc has somehow gotten up to full speed. Now, YACATR just lines its disc up with Mega Masher€™s disc, and with perfect synchronization, YACATR STRIKES THE VERTICAL DISC, IN A MAD VERTICAL VS HORIZONTAL SHOWDOWN!!!!!
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!
OHMYGAWWWWWWWWD!!!!!!!! THAT HIT IS MONUMENTAL!!!!!!! It sent both bots flying, but Mega Masher is on its back, but is not able to move, nor self-right. No Objections crashes into Mega Masher, and sends it near the pit. Now YACATR nudges Chris€™s machine into the pit, and€¦ BOOM! See ya later, Chris.

Mega Masher gets mashed like nobody€™s business.
No Objections and YACATR go through!

Round 2 Line-Ups
Wedge Devo VS No Objections
Cat with Wheels VS YACATR

Send in Tactics, Comments, Predictions, and an ice-cold refreshing cup o€™ water please.

[kodster]

1/2, not bad.

Wedge Devolution vs. No Objections

Wedge for the OOTA!

Cat with Wheels VS Yet Another Cut Above The Rest

Ill go with Mr. Cut.

[samuel3764]

Wedge Devo VS No Objections

Roboteers, Stand By!

Booth 1: Wedge Devo
Booth 2: No Objections

3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!!

Wedge Devo, first to move, is waiting for No Objections. Now, Wedge Devo gets under the back of No Objections effectively!
FLIP!
That did not flip No Objections so high, maybe 3 or 4 feet up. Now, No Objections is on its back. No Objections immediately self-rights, and starts spinning, and Wedge Devolution crashes into it!
CRASH!
WOAH! Nice attack there by No Objections. It sent a side skirt flying off of Wedge Devo! But now Wedge Devo gets underneath again, and flips No Objections over!
FLIP!!
WOAH!! Now that€™s a big flip! Wedge Devo flips No Objections 9 feet up in the air€¦ and ironically, it doesn€™t go over the fence€¦ but now, Wedge Devo is being pushed by No Objections€¦
SLAM!
€¦STRAIGHT INTO THE WALL!!!! Now, Steve looks frustrated, and gets underneath No Objections again, carries it to the wall, and pushes the flipper button!
FA-LIP!!!
€¦ and No Objections lands on the camera tracks in under 55 seconds!!!!

CEASE!

No Objections can€™t object with getting tossed onto the camera tracks.
Wedge Devo goes through to the Heat K Final!

[samuel3764]

Okay, I know Ive not been posting battles for a while, but Im going to camp today. So maybe after the camp Ill write more fights.

I AM NOT DOING ANY HYPOS!!!!!!!

[kodster]

So is camp over then?

[samuel3764]

Hey guys Im back.

Cat with Wheels VS YACATR

Roboteers, Stand By€¦!

Booth 1: Cat with Wheels
Booth 2: YACATR

3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!!!

Bang a gong, we are on! YACATR immediately spins up to full speed ahead. But now, Cat with Wheels slams into YACATR with all its might!
CRASH!!!!!!
WOAH!!! That sends both bots flying, and Cat with Wheels loses some pieces of its armour! Now then, YACATR immediately spins up again, and€¦
CRASH!!!!!!!
WOAH-HO! That hit sent another chunks of armour flying! Now, Cat with Wheels goes up to YACATR again, and now, it€™s trying to flip it over, and fires its flipper!
FLIP!!!
That didn€™t really flip YACATR but just sort of lifted it up. Anyway, now YACATR spins up, and€¦
KERRASH!
€¦nice piece of polycarbonate from the arena wall, AJ, but we€™ll have words with you later. Now YACATR hits the pit button, and spins up again, and strikes the front of Cat with Wheels in FULL GYROSCOPIC SPEED!!! Cat with Wheels tries to get away but€¦ guess what happens. :wink:
CRASH!!!!!!!
WOAH! That hit sent another bit of titanium flying off, and€¦ wait, what€™s that smoke? OH! The Co2 tank has ruptured! Now, Cat with Wheels doesn€™t seem to move, and it€™s been immobilized!
10€¦ 9€¦ 8€¦ 7€¦ 6€¦ 5€¦ 4€¦ 3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ OUT!!!!
Cat with Wheels is out! Now, finally it is nudged down the hole by YACATR. BOOM!

CEASE!

Cat with Wheels is not ferocious at all.
YACATR goes through to the Heat K Final!

Heat Final
Wedge Devo VS YACATR

Tactics, comments, predictions and a bucket full of water to drench Male Kram, please.

[kodster]

2 for 2.

*hands you a bucket of wat - *

Wait a sec.

*hands you a bucket of hydrochloric acid*

Wedge Devolution vs. Yet Another Cut Above The Rest

Underrated my ass, AJ. Wedge Devolution to go through to the Semis via a pitting.

[samuel3764]

Will get the Heat Final typed up tomorrow evening. KTHNXBYE

[samuel3764]

Well, what do ya know? I wrote the fights earlier than I expected. =P

Wedge Devo VS YACATR

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome€¦

Wedge Devolution!!

A nice flipper, respected in other tournies like ROBOT SMASH!, and Eye-of-the-Robot.

Yet Another Cut Above the Rest!

A gigantic flywheel-bot, capable of tearing the crap out of people. But how will it fare here, I wonder?

Roboteers, Stand By!

Booth 1: Wedge Devo
Booth 2: YACATR

3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!

And we€™re off! Wedge Devo, first to move, has got a grip on YACATR and€¦
FLIP!
Goodness me, that€™s a very good attack there. Now, YACATR, on its back, spins up, and it smashes the side of Wedge Devo!
CRASH!!!
OHH!!!!! The side skirt rips off, and now, Wedge Devo opens the pit! YACATR spins up again and€¦
CRASH!!!!
OH!!! There€™s another side skirt ripping off! But now, Wedge Devo flips over YACATR and€¦
FLIP!!
WOAH! YACATR soars almost over the fence, and this is a nice and even battle so far. Now, YACATR spins up into FSA mode, and smacks into the rear of Wedge Devo!
CRASH!!!!
HO-HO! That sent Wedge Devo spinning out of control, and there€™s a huge scratch in the armour! Anyway, Wedge Devo just flips over the flywheel-bot once again!
FLIP!!
WOAH! YACATR soars again! Now, YACATR spins up, and€¦
CRASH!!!!
OHHHHH!!!!!!!! YACATR shoves the disc right into the rear end again, and there€™s another big scratch in the armour! Now then, YACATR spins up again, but rides up Wedge Devo€™s wedge and€¦
FLIP!!!
WOAH!!!! YACATR soars but not over the fence! That is really a close call for AJ, there. We€™re looking at 2 minutes into the fight, but both robots are still duking it out! Wedge Devo pushes the flywheel-bot into the wall!
SLAM!!
Now, YACATR spins up again, and keeps barging into the rear end!
CRASH!!!!!
OH-HO!! The back armour takes another brutal punishment, and there€™s a small gash in the armour! But now, time is running out.
10€¦ 9€¦ 8€¦
FLIP!
WOAH-HO! That sent YACATR almost over and out!
7€¦ 6€¦ 5€¦ 4€¦ 3€¦
But now, Wedge Devo almost droves into the pit and its wheels are stuck on the edge of it!
2€¦ 1€¦

CEASE!

Quite a fantastic battle that was! Let€™s see how the judges think!

JD: Wedge Devo / YACATR
Style: 4/5 / 1/5
Damage: 0.2/5 / 4.8/5
Control: 2.4/5 / 2.6/5
Aggression: 2.7/5 / 2.3/5
Total Score: 9.3/20 / 10.7/20

Wedge Devo devolves into his own well of despair.
Yet Another Cut Above the Rest goes through to the Series Semi-Finals!

Heat L
Sakura VS Darkestar VS Split Decision
Humdrum VS Autoism VS Back to Rock

Tactics, Comments, Predictions, and a rocket to blast Male Kram to Pluto, please.

[kodster]

Well, what do you know... Yet another spinner makes it into the semis.

Sakura vs. Darkestar vs. Split Decision

Bye Steve.

Humdrum VS Autoism VS Back to Rock

I dont care how crap Pauls machine is, Humdrum is going out. XD