From Team Chevron, Dreadnaut XP-1!
Dreadnaut is sure to strike all its opponents with dread. He€™s got a forklift powered by Electric Motors, but the forklift is no use at all, and it€™s a bit old and outdated, and it can become cannon fodder for the nasty spinners.
From Team Iron Diamond, Axes of Evil!
Axes of Evil will axe you to hell if you aren€™t quick enough to act. It€™s got the classic Terrorhurtz-style €œrack-and-pinion€ axe, but it€™s got 2cm polycarb, so those nasty spinners can tear through it very easily and there IS one in this fight€¦
From Team Britespark, Pure Evil: Revenge of the Disc!
Pure Evil is going to give you no mercy at all! It€™s got a Warrior SKF-style 38kg, 2400RPM spinning flywheel capable of giving almost 300kJ per hit! It also has a kinetic-energy powered flipper as well, but it just might self-destruct. Hmm€¦
Roboteers, Stand By!
Booth 1: Dreadnaut, Axes of Evil
Booth 2: Pure Evil: Revenge of the Disc
3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!
Pure Evil has started to spin away to its maximum potential. Dreadnaut begins running away. Now, Axes of Evil comes out and hits Dreadnaut with the axe!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
The axe makes huge holes in that fiberglass armour! Now, Pure Evil comes out of nowhere and crashes into Dreadnaut with its flywheel!
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dreadnaut is being shredded! Large amounts of fiberglass is being strewn across the arena, and Pure Evil crashes into Dreadnaut once again!
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dreadnaut€™s forklift is ripped away, and it€™s completely weaponless now! Now, Axes of Evil comes out and grabs hold of Dreadnaut and it€™s dragging it RIGHT INTO PURE EVIL€™S FLYWHEEL!!!!
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There€™s an extremely large crevasse in the side of Dreadnaut, exposing the mechanics, and this could be critical! Now Pure Evil comes into action and uses its flywheel on Dreadnaut again!
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The flywheel disc tears the side open, and out comes a battery, and a ton of good old smoke! Now, Axes of Evil activates the pit button, and the pit descends, and now, Dreadnaut is being counted out!
10€¦ 9€¦ 8€¦ 7€¦ 6€¦ 5€¦ 4€¦ 3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ OUT!
Pure Evil now spins to a complete stop, and just dumps the lifeless body of Dreadnaut (well, what€™s left of it) into the pit. BOOM!
CEASE!
Dreadnaut is not dreadful at all.
Axes of Evil and Pure Evil: Revenge of the Disc go through!




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