Sorry guys, my twin brother has a massive project to do in school and hes using our computer currently. It may take a while to get these fights... Hope you understand. :sad:
(Message edited by samuel3764 on October 05, 200
Dont worry, youll get at least one up by tomorrow, somehow. We understand, lol. :P
I am certain that I will get the next fight up some time on Monday.
Sam Park: Welcome back to Robobash! We€™re about to kick off with the 2nd fight. Three new robots about to grace or disgrace the warzone!
(BATTLE 2!!!)
From Orpington, in Kent, Tri-Tainium!
A low box with a front scoop, three discs, over 165 kJ per hit, One word, OUCH! But€¦ there is a tiny flaw to it€¦ wheels are exposed, and untried design. This could feel the pain pretty easily€¦
From Onehouse, Suffolk, Orka Mk 4!
A Behemoth-shaped design, Vlad the Impaler style dorsal fin srimech, titanium armour, pretty good scoop weapon, let€™s see how this dolphin swims in the seas of our arena!
From Glasgow, Scotland, E Clawdius Unum!
So, let€™s see here€¦ a nice low wedge shape to get under the other bot easier, and the main feature is the 3000psi beak that operates on a single Vivoil Pump! Also, 4mm Hardox, S28-400 drive and a top speed of 15 mph means that it is a decent pusher. Will this robot rule the competition?
Roboteers, Stand By!
Booth 1: Tri-Tainium, Orka Mk 4
Booth 2: E Clawdius Unum
3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!
Immediately, Clawdius presses the pit button, and the pit goes down, looking for someone to devour. Orka immediately goes for Tri-Tainium, lifts it, and drags it to the saws! BZZT! Sparks litter the arena floor, and the audience loves it! Now then, Clawdius gets under the rear end of Tri-Tainium, and down comes the claw€¦ slowly€¦ into the wheel hole! Tri-Tainium tries getting away, but they can€™t! POP! OH!!! The dreaded beak just penetrates right into the wheel, there! Listen to that lovely popping sound!Now€¦ OI! Tri-Tainium escapes somehow, only to run right into Orka!
CRASH!!!
OH!!!! Orka€™s front claw snaps in half and Tri-Tainium goes for Orka again, and€¦
CRASH!!!
WOAH-HO! Orka€™s side panel is sliced into pieces! But Clawdius comes in, and the Razer-esque robot gets underneath Tri-Tainium and the beak cometh down€¦ and that beak grabs hold of Tri-Tainium tightly, and finally, Tri-Tainium is coming ever so close to the pit, and finally, one last shove from Clawdius is enough to send it tumbling down into the hazard striped abyss! BOOM!
CEASE!
Tri-Tainium feels the pain.
Orka Mk 4 and E Clawdius Unum goes through!
Round 2 Lineups
GeForce VS Orka Mk 4
Sonic Boom VS E Clawdius Unum
Tactics, Comments, Predictions and a reminder never to do this fight during my lunch break please.
whats wrong with your lunchbreak?
Because I was eating my lunch?
that makes no sense
GeForce 4.0 vs. Orka MK4
Id say GeForce.
Sonic Boom vs. E Clawdius Unum
How the hell did Sonic Boom make it past Round 1? :S Eh, Clawdius to dispose of it regardless. :P
I€™m still running the mini-tourney, but I€™ll post some fights for now.
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Laura: Right, So Andy, You won Heat M quite happily, can GeForce do it?
Andy: Oh, I think so.
Laura: Right then, your opponent: Orka Mk 4.
Andy: Wow, what an easy opponent. (Chuckles)
Laura: (Laughs) Tactics?
Andy: Straight in, straight out.
Laura: Good luck.
Andy: Thank you.
Laura: Here€™s Chris with Orka Mk 4, and you are up against€¦ GeForce!
Chris: I knew this was coming. I mean, last time I had to face Wedge Devolution in €œRobot SMASH!!€ for heavens sake. (Chuckles)
Laura: (Laughs) And your tactics are€¦?
Chris: Get under the damn thing, and flip it into the pit or over the fence.
Laura: Good Luck.
Chris: Thank you.
Sam: This is the moment where the robots REALLY fight! Bring on Round 2!
(BATTLE 3!!)
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome€¦
GEFORCE!!!
ORKA MK 4!!!
Roboteers, Stand By€¦!
Booth 1: GeForce
Booth 2: Orka Mk 4
3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!
Here€™s the fight that, I think, will be almost the same battle as Wedge Devo and Orka Mk 4 in €œRobot SMASH!€Â. Wedge Devo won that one, and now, GeForce comes in, immediately gets underneath and flips Orka Mk 4 over!
FLIP!
Orka immediately self-rights, and Chris gets under GeForce and fires the scoop!
FLIP!
Now, GeForce is overturned, but self-rights. Now, GeForce carries Orka to the wall, and flips it!
FLIP!
What? That didn€™t go out?Orka just bounces off the wall€¦ and now it gets under GeForce and slams it into the pit button!
WHAM!
The pit opens, and GeForce escapes from Orka, and gets under it once again, and carries it to the wall€¦
FA-LIP!
€¦ and yes, after 31 seconds, GeForce tosses Orka straight out of the arena!
CEASE!
Orka Mk 4 gets harpooned right in the heart and pride.
GeForce goes through to the Heat N Final!
Sonic Boom VS E Clawdius Unum
Laura: And here€™s Daniel Stickler, and Sonic BOOM! You€™re up against€¦ E Clawdius Unum!
Daniel: Um€¦ Okaaaaayyy€¦ (Chuckles) I wish you hadn€™t told me that€¦
Laura: (Laughs) OK, just how thick are these wheels?
Daniel: It€™s pretty thick hardox, and 5mm of it, but wheels are wheels, and Clawdius is a wheel killer.
Laura: Tactics?
Daniel: Axe him to hell.
Laura: Good luck.
Daniel: Thank you.
Laura: All right then, let€™s go over to Steve-O, and Clawdius! You€™re up against€¦ Sonic BOOM!
Steve: I think I have something to say about this: why do I get all the easy opponents?!
Laura: (Laughs) Tactics?
Steve: Pit Release, Get under it, Grab tight hold of it, and pit. It couldn€™t be any easier.
Laura: Good luck.
Steve: Aye.
(BATTLE 4!!!)
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome€¦
SONIC BOOM!!!!
E CLAWDIUS UNUM!!!!
Roboteers, Stand By€¦!
Booth 1: Sonic Boom
Booth 2: E Clawdius Unum
3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!
Immediately, Clawdius goes for the pit button. Sonic Boom needs to stay away from there and get Clawdius from the rear or the side€¦ but Clawdius proves persistent and grabs hold of the axle of Sonic Boom. Sonic Boom gets away though, and gets the giant axe to work, but misses. Now, Clawdius grabs hold of the axle once again, but Sonic Boom does his best to get away, and it does. Now, Steve looks a bit impatient from the control pod there€¦ Clawdius can€™t really seem to grab hold of Sonic Boom, but now, Sonic Boom starts spinning like mad, and Clawdius slams into it!
WHACK!
Clawdius is thrashed away, but not too much damage is being caused to it, in spite of that 4mm Hardox armour. There is a very small dent in the armour of Clawdius, and Clawdius now grabs TIGHT hold of the axle once again, and now, Sonic Boom can€™t get away! Clawdius nears the pit of doom, and€¦ OI! Sonic Boom gets away somehow! Daniel still looks worried, and Steve can€™t take it anymore, so he grabs hold of Sonic Boom, and this time, in the wheel! OH NO! Sonic Boom can€™t get away now€¦ BOOM! Good Bye, Don€™t come again!
CEASE!
After 42 seconds, Sonic Boom goes €œBOOM!€Â
E Clawdius Unum goes through to the Heat N Final!
Sam: Well, you looked a bit nervous out there.
Daniel: Yeah, but at least I caused a little bit of damage to him.
Sam: But Clawdius showed you no mercy at all!
Daniel: Haha, yeah. Things didn€™t go according to plan. (Chuckles)
Sam: Is Sonic Boom going to come back?
Daniel: I€™ll build a better one for next time, I think.
Sam: All right then! Let€™s hear it for Sonic Boom!
(CROWD CHEERS)
Sam: Steve, after Whirligig won Heat F, you€™re going to the heat final again.
Steve: I know! I€™ve been waiting for this moment for a very long time!
Sam: That€™s great! Now, what was your tactic for the fight?
Steve: I didn€™t have any special tactics, my plan was simple, grab the axle, and pit.
Sam: OK, then, do you think you can make it through beyond the heat final?
Steve: I don€™t really know, but I will do my best, as always.
Sam: All right, that€™s what we like to hear! Everybody, raise the roof for E CLAWDIUS UNUM!!!!
(CROWD CHEERS)
Heat N Final
GeForce VS E Clawdius Unum
Tactics, Predictions, and a box of party stuff for my birthday please.
Hmm, repeat of the Heat D final in MN1, eh?
GeForce 4.0 vs. E Clawdius Unum
Clawdius, probably.
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