Really, you dont have type up fights when your connection is running. I do lots of offline fights and then post them when Im online, even if its for like 5 minutes.
Hopefully you have the stats saved onto your computer?
(Message edited by kodster on August 14, 200
yup.
Write away, then.
Right. Here I go again€¦
Nidhogg VS SoR
Roboteers, Stand By!
Booth 1: Nidhogg
Booth 2: SoR
3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!
SoR has to watch those tyres. They are highly exposed for Nidhogg€™s razor-sharp claw, but now, SoR gets under the rear end, and flips Nidhogg over!
FLIP!
That flip sent Nidhogg 2 feet up into the air and tumbling down back onto its wheels! Now, SoR gets its bar spun up, but Nidhogg has a grip on SoR and drags it towards the kill-saws! BZZT! Sparks are flying, and the audience loves it! No damage is caused to SoR from the crusher whatsoever. Now, Nidhogg lets go of SoR. Bad idea. SoR gets underneath again and€¦
FA-LIP!
WOAH! Nidhogg soars again! Now, Nidhogg self-rights, and it has a grip on SoR again, and this time, it sends SoR into the hammers, but SoR somehow escapes! Now, getting the bar spun up, and it hits Nidhogg in the side!
CRASH!!
Nothing but a medium-size scratch is given to Nidhogg. We€™re looking at a minute and a half into the fight, but both bots are still duking it out! The bar of SoR spins up again, and scratches the other side of Nidhogg!
CRASH!!!
Now, SoR presses the pit button, but Nidhogg clamps SoR again, and lets go. SoR gets underneath the rear again, and€¦
FLIP!
That didn€™t flip Nidhogg so high, but now, Nidhogg self-rights! Nidhogg€™s ground clearence gets under AJ€™s machine, and now, it pushes SoR into the wall!
WHAM!
AJ gets slammed into the wall, but time is running out€¦
10, 9, 8€¦
AJ gets underneath again, and€¦
FA-LIP!
WOAH! That sent Nidhogg nearly in the pit, and it tries escaping! Its wheels get stuck!
7€¦ 6€¦ 5€¦ 4€¦
Nidhogg tries to escape once more, but fails€¦
3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦
CEASE!
Ah, not lookin€™ good for the Robot Smash runner-up. It€™s all up to the judges, though..
JD: Nidhogg / SoR
Style: 3/5 / 2/5
Damage: 2/5 / 3/5
Control: 2.4/5 / 2.6/5
Aggression: 2.5/5 / 2.5/5
Total Score: 9.8/20 / 10.2/20
OOH! That was a close one, but Nidhogg is eliminated by 0.4 points!
SoR goes through to the Heat J Final!
Heat J Final
Turbulence VS SoR
Predictions, Tactics, etc, and a bottle of iced tea please.
*pours a refreshing bottle of iced tea...on Samuels head*
Turbulence vs. Son of Ripper Hex
AJ to pay Turbulence back.
(Message edited by kodster on August 15, 200
Oi, its Robot SMASH!!, not Robot Smash
What the heck, lets finish this!
Turbulence VS SoR
Roboteers, Stand By!
Booth 1: Turbulence
Booth 2: SoR
3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!
SoR is immediately getting that lethal bar to spin up, and now, Turbulence tries to get under the rear, but SoR scratches the flipper!
CRASH!
Now Turbulence is waiting for the perfect moment to kill SoR, and it goes in for the kill!
FLIP!
OH! SoR is launched 7 feet high up in the air! But now, SoR self-rights, and gets its blade up to speed again! Now, SoR hits the rear end with the bar!
CRASH!!!!
That didn€™t leave anything but a scratch. SoR backs into the pit button. The pit yawns open. Turbulence backs off and zoooooms into SoR and flips it!
FLIP!
WOAH! That is a hell of a flip! Now, AJ is looking worried, and now it spins its bar up to speed, and€¦
CRASH!!
WOAH-HO! That leaves a small gash on the back there, but now, Turbulence immediately fights back with some of its own power!
FLIP!!
WOAH!!! That sends AJ€™s machine 8 feet up in the air, and back into the arena with a loud thump! Now, AJ is peeved, and can€™t take this anymore, so he drives SoR right into Turbulence and gets under the back! OH NO! Turbulence is now being pushed towards the pit€¦ and€¦
FLIP!
BOOM! Turbulence is no more! It€™s in the pit... and there you have it. Your winner for Heat J: SoR!
Turbulence takes a long way to walk home.
SoR Hex goes through to the Series Semi-Finals!
Heat K
Wedge Devolution VS Cat with Wheels VS Vlad
Mega Masher VS No Objections VS Yet Another Cut Above the Rest
Tactix, Predictions, Comments, and a noogie please.
*gives Martyn a noogie*
Wedge Devolution vs. Cat with Wheels vs. Vlad the Impaler
Regardless of which version it is, Vlad is going out.
Mega Masher 2 vs. No Objections vs. Yet Another Cut Above the Rest
No Objections out. I really like the design of Joeys machine, but somehow I dont think its suited that well for combat.
To hell with it.
From Team Braveheart, Wedge Devo!
Wedge Devo AKA Wedge Devolution is one of the most successful robots in Steve McGregor€™s team. It€™s got a nasty high-pressure CO2 flipper, which is able to give out 34 flips! However, it will run out of flips.
From Team Iron Diamond, Cat with Wheels!
Cat with Wheels is a low wedge with sloped sides, and it has a nice flipper, powered by 2 rams at 500PSI. However, I€™m not a fan of that titanium armour and those nasty spinners can tear it apart.
From Team Vladmeisters, Vlad the Impaler!
Vlad the Impaler is a 2-Time Battlebot Champion, and a 1-time runner up for Battlebots. It€™s got a wicked forklift powered by gas, but its self-righting piston can be unreliable.
Roboteers, Stand By!
Booth 1: Wedge Devo, Cat With Wheels
Booth 2: Vlad
3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE!
Vlad immediately zooms towards Wedge Devo, and at the same time, Wedge Devo immediately zooms towards Vlad, gets under, and flips it!
FLIP!!
WOAH!! Vlad soars almost over the fence, and if that really happened, that would€™ve been the quickest match in RoboBash yet! Now, Vlad self-rights, but Cat with Wheels comes in and flips Vlad over again!
FLIP!!!
OH!!! Vlad just soars 12 feet into the air and comes back down with a loud thud! Now, Vlad self-rights, but Wedge Devo just zooms in again, gets under Vlad and CARRIES IT TO THE WALL!!!
FA-LIP!!!
And after just 21 seconds, Wedge Devo ejects Vlad over and out of the arena!!!
CEASE!
Vlad the Impaler gets impaled on the camera tracks.
Wedge Devo and Cat with Wheels go through!
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