My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

[samuel3764]

Im still in summer school, but I might be able to post one battle here. so here goes...

From Team Robotic Death Company, Megabyte!

Megabyte was the champion of the 2003 RFL Championships. Its got a deadly full body spinner that can actually self-right the robot, but as usual, it takes a VERY long time to self right.

From Team Britespark, Wheely Pure Evil!

Wheely Pure Evil is Wheely Big Cheese and St. Agro combined together. Its got two flippers that can topple over 5000kg in total. However, it will run out of flips and Im really not a fan of those exposed wheels and the Aluminum Boron Carbite armour.

From Team Zlayerz, Intrigue!

The EOTR 4 Champion returns! Intrigue has a great big axe, which could punch through titanium and dent hardox. It has beaten some good robots like Fire and Ice and Kali. However, its painted lime green, so it might induce some people to throw up?

Roboteers, Stand By!

Booth 1: Megabyte, Wheely Pure Evil
Booth 2: Intrigue

3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!

So, here we go with the second eliminator. Megabyte immediately starts to spin up to its maximum potential, and it SMASHES into Wheely Pure Evil!
CRASH!!!
OH!! That took the side panel out completely! Now, Intrigue comes in for the kill on Megabyte before it gets spinning!
WHACK!!
OH!! That makes a nice huge dent in the shell there! Now Wheely Pure Evil comes in and€¦.
FLIP!
OH!!! Nice flip by Wheely Pure Evil there! That sent Megabyte 13 feet up into the air and it lands back into the arena with a loud thud! Now, Megabyte tries to self-right, but as mentioned before, it takes a long time to right itself. Intrigue comes in with the axe, and buries it into Megabyte!
WHACK!!
OH!!! Nice attack by Intrigue there, it made a hole in the base armour! Intrigue lets go of the axe and Megabyte is flipped again by Wheely Pure Evil!
FLIP!
WAH-HEY! That sent Megabyte FLYING again and almost over the fence, but€¦ uh oh. Dan, you really shouldnt have flipped Megabyte BACK ONTO ITS WHEELS!!!! Megabyte is straight back on the attack on Wheely Pure Evil and greets the side of it€¦
CRASH!
WOAH!!! Wheely Pure Evils wheel has been ripped to shreds and its flipper gets stuck open and now, Intrigue has pressed the pit button, and it is looking for Megabyte, and it buries its axe into the spinning shell of the FBS which has just started to spin up!
WHACK!
That made another huge dent in the shell of Megabyte, and now, Intrigue lets go of the axe. Wheely Pure Evil, however, is standing STONE COLD. It has been completely stunned by the attack that Megabyte gave to it. Wheely Pure Evil is being counted out now!
10€¦ 9€¦ 8€¦ 7€¦ 6€¦ 5€¦ 4€¦ 3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ OUT!!!
Now, Megabyte spins down and nudges Wheely Pure Evil ever so close to that pit€¦ and down it goes!

CEASE!

Wheely Pure Evil has wheely got to get some better armour!
Megabyte and Intrigue goes through!

Round 2 Line-Ups

Scarmanga VS Megabyte
WORCK VS Intrigue

Tactics, Comments, Predictions, and something to prevent €œMale Kram€ from invading my house, please.

[kodster]

Scaramanga II vs. Megabyte

I dont think the smokescreen thingy will work so Megabyte FTW.

WORCK VS Intrigue

Ah, old bots...:wink: The very first Intrigue, too. That said, WORCK is described a lot like Envy, so Im gonna ram straight into him, and get underneath the front clearance, the front wedge spikes should help with that. Once Ive wedged him, take him to an arena side wall and just hammer the hell out of him until he dies. Failing that, wedge, snag with the axe, then drop into the pit. Self-right if needed.

Good luck with the rest of summer school Samuel.

[paulc]

Scaramanga II vs. Megabyte: Theres NO WAY Scaramanga is going to survive this - Megabyte for the win, and Scaramanga for the skip

WORCK VS Intrigue: This is REALLY ironic - Intrigue (so far) has a 7-1 win-lose ratio, with all the wins being fights Ive written, and the loss against one of my robots
Intrigue is an impressive looking desgin, but Im not going to treat it lightly, even though I respect it.
Intrigues sides are unskirted, and have a 5mm clearance. This means that I can ram his sides and bring him onto the flipper. With the barbs on the wedge, if one of them catches a wheel housing or tyre, hes screwed, as Ill transport him to the walls, and flip! I will AVOID THE FRONT AND REAR LIKE MAD for 2 reasons.

1: I dont like the look of the axe, especially the back.
2: Due to the surface area rule, he will, for certain, get underneath me each time with the front or rear scoops.

If he gets an axe hold, flip as the flipper takes up most of the body length and it should force the axe off me.

Good luck Kody with your brilliant machine :wink:

[samuel3764]

Scarmanga VS Megabyte

Roboteers, Stand By!

Booth 1: Scarmanga
Booth 2: Megabyte

3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!

Scarmanga immediately crashes into Megabyte, before it gets to full speed!
FLIP!
OH!! Scarmanga just flips over Megabyte to its back, and now the FBS is trying to right itself, but Scarmanga is just too good for Megabyte!
FLIP!
OH!!! Nice flip there by Scarmanga, it sent Megabyte flying and almost over the fence, but€¦ oh no, Megabyte is back on its wheels! Now, Megabyte is spinning up to speed and€¦
CRASH!!!
Megabyte makes a big scratch in the armour€¦ nothing else. Now, Scarmanga just drives its flipper right into Megabyte again!
FLIP!
WOAH-HO! The flipper flips Megabyte onto its back, and Megabyte is trying frantically to self-right, but now, Scarmanga comes in€¦
FA-LIP!
OHHHH!!!!! It€™s all over in less than one minute into the fight! The FBS is tossed right over the fence, and OUT!

CEASE!

Megabyte will definitely need to have more €œbyte€ than that.
Scarmanga goes through to the Heat I Final!

[samuel3764]

WORCK VS Intrigue

Roboteers, Stand By!

Booth 1: WORCK
Booth 2: Intrigue

3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!

And they€™re off! Intrigue, first to move, gets its axe to hit WORCK, but it misses! Now, WORCK gets underneath, and€¦
FA-LIP!
OH!!! An unmerciful flip to Intrigue, but Intrigue rights itself just in time. Now, Intrigue finally gets its axe into WORCK!
WHACK!
The axe makes a dent in the armour, and WORCK drives its flipper right into Intrigue!
FLIP!
WORCK flips over Intrigue, and Intrigue self-rights again! This is a very nice and even battlle here. Now€¦
WHACK!
OH! Nice hit there by Intrigue! Intrigue just whacks the flipper, and makes a nice dent in it! Intrigue now gets its axe and buries it into WORCK!
WHACK!
OH!!! Another nice hit there! Intrigue just makes another dent in the armour of WORCK! Now, the pit release has been activated by Intrigue, and Intrigue chases WORCK again, and it€™s ready with its axe, but misses! WHACK. Nice hole in the arena floor, Kody, but you€™ll pay for that. Now, Intrigue€¦
WHACK!
OH!!! Intrigue just makes yet another dent in the 5mm hardox armour of WORCK! Now, WORCK drives its flipper into Intrigue again!
FLIP!
WOAH! Intrigue goes airborne! Now, Intrigue self-rights, and€¦ oh! Intrigue somehow gets under the 0mm ground clearence of WORCK with its own front wedge, and€¦
WHAM!
€¦SLAMS IT TOWARDS THE WALL! WORCK escapes and flips over Intrigue!
FLIP!
WOAH! Intrigue is flipped again, but it self-rights. Intrigue immediately gets underneath again, and€¦.oh no, WORCK is being dragged towards the pit! Can Intrigue push WORCK into the pit€¦. YES! It€™s all over!

It€™s a bad day for WORCK, as it tumbles down the pit.
Intrigue goes through to the Heat I Final!

Heat I Final
Scarmanga VS Intrigue

Tactics, comments, predictions, and a reminder never to write another fight like this at 2:45 in the morning, please. :yawn:

[leorcc]

Here is a reminder never to write another fight like that at 2:45 in the morning.

[kodster]

Uhm...interesting, but w00t anyway!

Scaramanga vs. Intrigue

Same tactics as last battle. Wedge, take to wall, destroy. Failing that, wedge, grapple, pit.

[samuel3764]

Scarmanga VS Intrigue

Roboteers, Stand By!

Booth 1: Scarmanga
Booth 2: Intrigue

3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!

Scarmanga is very lucky to get this far, I must say. Now, can it nip past Intrigue into the semi-finals? Scarmanga gets underneath and flips over the EOTR champions!
FLIP!
OH! Nice attack there by Scarmanga, it sent Intrigue 4 feet up into the air! Intrigue rights itself, and gets its axe into the armour of Scarmanga!
WHACK!
WOAH! There€™s a huge dent in the armour, and now, Scarmanga is getting away, and flips over Intrigue again!
FLIP!
OH!! Intrigue soars up into the air again! Intrigue presses the pit release button, and now...
WHACK!
Oh! There€™s another huge dent in the armour, and now, this is a very good fight here, so far.
FLIP!
OH!!!! Scarmanga flips over Intrigue and almost over the fence! Now, Intrigue gets underneath the rear of Scarmanga, and carries it to the wall! The axe cometh down!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Now, Scarmanga€™s armour has huge dents everywhere, but fortunately, it gets away, and flips Intrigue up and over!
FLIP!
WOAH!! Nice attack there by Scarmanga! That sent Intrigue 6 feet up into the air! Now, Intrigue self-rights, and Kody drives the axe on Scarmanga, and it comes down!
WHACK!
WOAH!! That makes another dent in the armour, and now, Intrigue gets underneath, and carries Scarmanga to the hammers!
WHAM!
OH!!! Scarmanga takes punishment from the 50kg hammers, and now, Intrigue comes in, and gets under Scarmanga€™s rear end! Now, Intrigue grapples it with the axe€¦ and it drags Scarmanga towards the pit! Now, Intrigue is maneouvering Scarmanga towards the pit, and€¦ it€™s over! Intrigue has done it again!

CEASE!

Scarmanga cries in bitter pain in the pit.
Intrigue goes through to the Series Semi-Finals!


Heat J Line-Ups
Turbulence VS Nidhogg VS With or Without You
Knocking Out VS Baldur VS SOR Hex

Send in tactics, comments, predictions and a good alarm system to prevent Male Kram from breaking into my house please.

[kodster]

lol, totally wasnt expecting that.

Turbulence VS Nidhogg VS With or Without You

Without You to kill itself instantly and the victim to just survive.

Knocking Out VS Baldur VS SOR Hex

lmao, does Paul even remember his stats? Baldur and SoR through.

[samuel3764]

quote:

A good alarm system to prevent Male Kram from breaking into my house please.

Ahem... Didnt I ask more than just predictions and tactics? :wink: