My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

[samuel3764]

Man, I am going to hurry up with this heat. LET€™S GO!

Sithis VS Archangel of the Abyss

Sithis got here by completely destroying Obliteration.
Archangel of the Abyss got here by taking turns making mincemeat out of Another Night at the Bar with The 6isc.

Roboteers, Stand By!

Booth 1: Sithis
Booth 2: AOTA

3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!

Both robots spin up as soon as €œactivate€ sounds, and now, Archangel, first to spin up to full speed, shuffles up to Sithis and crashes into it!
CRASH!!!!!!
OHHHH!!!!!! Sithis€™s ring is damaged a little bit, because it was a bit late to spin up to full speed! Archangel is now spinning up again, and those rings spin so fast that you can€™t even see the blades! Now Sithis spins up as well, and Archangel, who is the first to spin up€¦ CRASHES INTO SITHIS ONCE AGAIN!!
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SITHIS GETS SLAMMED ACROSS THE ARENA WALL! Now, Archangel spins down, and pokes the pit button with one of its blades, and guess what? The pit opens. Archangel spins up again. Now, Sithis spins up and crashes into Archangel once more, but it€˜s too late; 2500RPM has been achieved by Archangel!
CRASH!!!!!
OHHHHHH!!! Sithis gets slammed into the arena wall there, and now Sithis€¦ hang on a minute, it€™s just sitting there on the flame grill, and doing nothing at all. I think Archangel dislodged something inside! It€™s not moving! Danny just frantically tries to make it work, but nothing€™s working, and he shakes his head. Now, Archangel spins up, and crashes into the lifeless body of Sithis again!
CRASH!!!!!
OH!!!!! That is a hell of a hit! The hit sends Sithis flying across the arena again! Now, Sithis is no more, and the count is on!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... OUT!!!
Archangel now spins down and tackles Sithis down the pit.

CEASE!

Sithis feels a bitter pain of PWNAGE.
Archangel of the Abyss goes through to the Heat C Final!

[samuel3764]

I think Im losing popularity

[kodster]

If you want, I can still give predictions.

Psyclonised to tear through ArchAngels outer shell. :wink:

Dont take it personally, Samuel, as most people dont generally give tactics. (although I am one of the few that persistantly gives tactics )

[alex_holt]

Spin at it and hope it dies, them killing me depends on me not killing them first.

[kodster]

Well, well, well, Samuel goes by in his fights so fast and now hes stopped abruptly. XD

[samuel3764]

Well actually, my internet wasnt working.

[samuel3764]

*Frantically types up the fight*

Psyclonised VS Archangel of the Abyss

Psyclonised got here by destroying Obliteration, and then swatting The 6isc in a judge€™s decision.
Archangel of the Abyss got here by taking turns destroying Another Night at the Bar with The 6isc, and then destroyed Sithis.

Roboteers, Stand By!

Booth 1: Psyclonised
Booth 2: AOTA

3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!

Both bots spin up to speed again, and Archangel, the more aggressive and the faster to spin up, hits Psyclonised before the ring gets up to FSA!
CRASH!!!
OH!!! The ring gets a massive scratch, but Psyclonised can still win here if it spins up to FSA and crashes into Archangel, which is what they€™re going to be doing, but too late; top speed has been achieved by Archangel!
CRASH!!!!!!!!
OH!!!!! That sent Psyclonised flying into the corner where the hammers are! Oh no, the 50kg hammers come down!
WHAM! BAM!
OH!!!!! The spinning ring€¦ is not spinning at all! It€™s stopped spinning! Now Psyclonised takes another hammer blow and this time€¦ oh no€¦ the hammer is positioned RIGHT IN THE SPINNING RING!!!!
CRASH!!!!!!
AAAYYYYIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! It€™s bent! The spinning ring has been a bit bent! Now, AJ is looking a little bit annoyed. Now, the pit release has been activated, and now€¦
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOAAAHHHH!!!! Archangel comes out of nowhere and shreds into the lifeless spinning ring of Psyclonised! Now, Psyclonised has no weapon, and so... it resorts to plan B: Run away and drive into the pit!

CEASE!

Psyclonised gets psyclonised, himself.
Archangel of the Abyss goes through to the Series Semi-Finals!

[samuel3764]

Heat D Lineups

Flick of The Wrist VS Y4 VS The May Tracks has You
Dreadnaut VS Axes of Evil VS Pure Evil: Revenge of the Disc

Tactics, Comments, Predictions, and more popularity please. :blush:

[kodster]

*gives Samuel the popularity of almost all the people on the forum*

My predictions are earlier in the thread.

[joey_picus]

*unloads two tons of raw popularity from a truck, on to Samuels head*

I think I posted the tactics earlier. If not, seeing as Ill lose anyway, theres very little point