I dont really care about you Tim but I have to say... you got guts for starting one! I am so convinced that I shall be entering too!

Name: V-type thing
Shape: Humanoid-like
Colour: Fleshy
Speed: 5mph
Weight: 250kg
Armour: Flesh and fat.
Power: Food.
Motivation: 2 legs
Ground Clearance: 5mm at the tips of the feet, 0mm everywhere else
Dimensions: 60cm x 100cm x 160cm
Weaponry: Flamethrower that only works when it wants to, and it doesnt
Srimech: Can get up like a human does
Strengths: None
Weaknesses: The letter W.