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Side Swipe
Weight: 100kg
Shape: Panzer (S3) with a Tornado style wedge on the front
Colour: Silver
Dimensions: 85cm x 60cm x 39cm
Drive: 2x TWM3R Team Whyachi gearboxes connected to 2x S28-400 Magmotors, powered by 6x NiCad Battlepacks.
Locomotion: 4 Vulkanized rubber wheels with Aluminum Boron Carbide hubs.
Armour: 7mm Titanium/Vanadium alloy
Speed: 20mph
Ground Clearance: 0mm at front due to wedge, at sides due to skirts over the wheels. 5mm at back. 5mm at sides without skirts.
Turning Circle: 0m
Weapon: A 7kg Terrorhurtz style axehead, for use as a thwackbot weapon.
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