Was Laertes a thwackbot?

Did Laertes have a front wedge?

Did Laertes look even half like Side Swipe?

Besides, I found it in the junkyard, and paid for it. Its mine!!

Although it couldve been Laertes, but only if you threw it away, since I bought it at a junkyard.

Kody, I think maybe you should take Laertes, Ivy, and Avarice out of retirement.