Happy Christmas

[dmac]

Happy Christmas and a gremlin free New Year to all in the Robot Community.

From DaveMac,

What gremlins would those be, David?

Merry Christmas anyway.

[babeth]

Zalig Kerstfeest to all roboteers. And peace on earth for all who dont have a robot.

A very happy Christmas to you all form Geoff & Jenny.



I have included a little humour for the festive season!.....



These are the replies received by my friend Bill from his true love in America, when he sent her the gifts of the 12 days of Christmas:

Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA
December 26


Dearest Bill:

I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a wonderful thoughtful gift! I couldnt have been more surprised.

With deepest Love and Devotion,
Sara



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Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA
December 27


Dearest Bill:

Today the postman brought your most wonderful gift. Just imagine - two turtle doves! Im delighted at your very sweet gift. They are just adorable. I will have to get a cage for them.

With deepest Love,
Sara



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Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA
December 28


Dearest Bill:

Oh! Your third gift arrived! You really went too far, I think. I dont deserve such generosity - three French hens. They are just lovely, but I must protest - youve been way too kind.

Love,
Sara



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Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA
December 29


Dearest Bill:

Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now, really, theyre quite nice, but now I have 10 birds and nowhere to put any more....so please, no more birds!! But, thanks.

Affectionately,
Sara



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Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA
December 30


Dearest Bill:

What a surprise! Another present....and not a bird this time! Wow! Today the postman delivered five golden rings, one for each finger. Youre just too extravagant, but I love it! Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves, but the rings are wonderful...and so quiet!!

All my love,
Sara



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Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA
December 31


Dear Bill:


When I opened the door there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So youre back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are huge! And it was bird poop that they were laying..complete with a large count of coloform bacteria. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining. The police came by with a formal complaint, and I cant sleep through all the racket. I guess I have my own noise-makers for the new years eve celebration tonight.

Please stop. NO MORE BIRDS!!

Cordially,
Sara



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Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA
January 1


Bill:

Happy New Year...to some people. It hasnt been so happy with me. Whats with you and those dumb birds? Seven swans a-swimming. What kind of practical joke is this? Theres bird guana all over the house and they never stop squawking. I could not sleep all night and Im a nervous wreck. You have gone too far, bird brain. STOP SENDING BIRDS. NO MORE BIRDS!! GOT IT?

Sincerely,
Sara



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Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA
January 2


OK, WISE GUY:


I think I prefer the birds over this. What am I going to do with eight maids a-milking? Its not enough with all those birds and eight maids a-milking, but they had to bring their cows. Have you ever smelled a yard full of cow patties? Their piles are all over the lawn, and I cant move in my own house. Leave me alone. NO MORE OF YOUR GIFTS.

Sara



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Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA
January 3


Hey, Vacuum-for-a-brain:

What are you? Some kind of freak? Now theres nine ladies dancing...right in the smelly you-know-what and tracking it all over my house. The way theyve been bickering with the milk maids, I hesitate to even call them ladies. Youll get yours, buddy.

Sara



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Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA
January 4


You rotten piece of cow patty:

Whats with the ten lords a-leaping? I have threatened to break their legs so that they can never leap again. All 23 of the birds are dead. Theyve been trampled to death by the leapers, the dancers, and the cows. At least, I dont have to worry about them any more. However, the cows are mooing all night having gotten diarrhea. My living room is a sewer! The City Commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause why my house shouldnt be condemned.

Im filing a complaint to the police about you!

One who means it.



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Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA
January 5


Listen, brainless:

Now theres eleven pipers piping. And they never stop piping...except when theyre chasing those maids or dancing girls. The cows are getting very upset and are sounding worse than the birds ever did. What am I going to do? There is a petition going around to evict me from the neigborhood.

I hope youre satisfied, you rotten, vicious swine.

Your sworn enemy,
Sara



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Law Offices
Sue, Pillage, and Plunder
1313 Grunge St
Somewhere, USA


January 6

Dear Sir:

This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve drummers drumming which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Sara Truelove. The damage, of course, was total. She was found beating her head against the wall to the beat of the twelve drums. If you should attempt to reach Miss Truelove at Happy Glen Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter please find attached a warrant for your arrest.

Cordially,
Law Firm of
Sue, Pillage, and Plunder

Woah im to tierd to read all that...

But- Happy crimbo to everyone and have a great new year

[psycho_fling]

happy christmas to everyone hope santa brings everything you want!

[craig_colliass]

A very happy Christmas and a peaceful New Year to all who take the trouble to read this.
I am looking forward to another great year of robot madness from the Saint. Many thanks for making us feel so welcome, in our first year on the robot scene, hope to see lots of you at Swindon.

God Bless

Craig & Zack

[team_mayhem]

Merry Christmas and a happy New year to everyone and i hope it snows everywere

Merry Christmas everyone, and Geoff, I loved that story.