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CRUSHER C.U (CUTTING.UP)
€ WEIGHT: 100KG
€ ARMOUR: 7MM TITANIUM/ 8MM TUNGSTEN STEEL
€ SHAPE: INVERTIBLE BOX WITH FRONT FIXED SCOOP
€ MOTORS: 2 x LEM 200 AT 36V = 47HP
€ LOCOMOTION: 8 x SCOOTER WHEELS
€ DIMENSIONS: (W) 40CM (L) 60CM (H) 20CM
€ COLOUR: BLACK WITH SILVER LINING
€ WEAPONRY: SCOOP WITH VACUUMS TO TRAP OPPENENTS. A DOUBLE-SIDED CRUSHER COMES IN, WITH 6 TONNES ON EACH. REAR SPIKES
€ SPEED: 20MPH
€ GROUND CLEARANCE: 0MM-3MM. 3.25MM HARDOX SKIRTS ON THE SIDES MAKE IT TOUGH TO GET UNDER
€ STRENGTH: UNIQUE DESIGN
€ WEAKNESS: UNIQUE DESIGN

**COUGH** Overweight **COUGH**

I saw these stats, I LOLd so hard, I nearly let the boss know I was surfing the net