The Election Returns

**kodster** · 6th June 2007, 23:54

Good idea. Lets see...

ff6000>Analysis commencing...

. Cybernetics available on the NHS.
. Network access 24/7
. Intense Education Curriculum - ff6000>Incompatible with many objectives
. Abolish Taxes.
. Revitalise the Mining Industries
. Immediate Destruction of all 1950’s Police call boxes
. Outlawing and Destruction of the Spacecrafts named Enterprise or Voyager -ff6000>Debatable
. Compulsory upgrading of the species - ff6000>Incomplete information
. Deletion of criminal minds from the collective

66% Compatible
22% Incompatible
12% Undecided

ff6000>Status: Negotiable.

**psychostorm** · 7th June 2007, 00:18

A proposition from the collective:

For the mining rights to the moon and the Earths entire prisoner population to upgrade and assimilate, we offer an idyllic society were no one need do any work at all - with PARTI in control of world.

The drones are to declared as sub-human by Earth constitution and the collective will be in charge the new Ministry of Change.

Take heed of our offer, together we could upgrade the universe!

**alex_holt** · 7th June 2007, 00:36

Well, now time for some more specifics of policy:

* All reality will be ruled from my flying castle - far better than the White House of Hosues of Parliment
* There will be no pollution - it will be drained from the air, water and ground and fed into criminals
* Nothing will ever go wrong - if it does I will use my infinate power to eliminate anything that indicated it ever did, including small portions of everyones brains.
* Our integalactic empire will provide the ability for all species in the universe to slowly inbreed over millions of years until there is just one very cool race which saves me work.
* Monkey butlers for all - robotic Butlers can be earnt.
* Cars will be replaced by dinosaurs that can run three times as fast as existing cars, and knows how not to crash
*All of the beasts of the ground and the birds of the air and the fish of the seas and the creatures that crawl and hop and swim will be my spies. They will report to a huge castle the size of a mountain made of black crystal that will be my official state office. All actual work will be done by a computer that uses all the unused brain power of the universe as a processor
*Instead of wasting precious fossil fuels - electricity will be genereated by compressing billions of pikachus until they release all electricity.
*Babel fish free on the NHS - which at no extra charge will be extended to all - including conquered planets.
* I will stop all fighting instantly - and the minds of violent religeous fanatics will quake in fear when they realise that the mission they had supposedly got from their Gods can be stopped at the wave of my hand - any deities which object to this are more than welcome to take it up with me personally.
* Updated Rule!No currency at all - all that you need will be given freely - that which you want can be earnt through deeds that meet my approval.
* Chavs will not only not exist - but the subculture will not have ever existed - people who are currently chavs will have always been whatever proffessions are most needed at the time.

That is currently all.

(Message edited by alex_holt on June 07, 2007)

**pcbore** · 7th June 2007, 00:49

Just one more policy from the Boring party:

It has come to our notice that Earth is under threat from an alien race known as the Collective. After studying this threat, we have determined that their reality is filled with spin off series, film versions and most importantly time travel. This allows the Boring Party to effectively combat this threat by simply dropping it into a plot hole.

Save the Earth. Vote Boring.

**kodster** · 7th June 2007, 01:23

PARTI to the Collective Party: Proposition accepted.

*presses the big shiny button that erases all plotholes from existance*

**pcbore** · 7th June 2007, 10:56

Sorry Kody, but Godmoding creates larger plot holes than before. Your plothole deletion device just fell into one.

**kodster** · 7th June 2007, 13:08

...which detonated it.

**psychostorm** · 7th June 2007, 19:52

quote:

Sorry Kody, but Godmoding creates larger plot holes than before. Your plothole deletion device just fell into one. - Frank Goacher

Plot hole to energy conversion - Stable
Current Output - 300% normal.
Future note: wait till 500% normal then start targetting opposition party offices.

Memo to PARTI: Welcome aboard.