The Election Returns

[psychostorm]

Tactical update
Species: Sycorax, Zygons
Instructions: Remove brain
End update

[kodster]

1 million votes for Ceri.

[dogbot4000]

Yes they can Kody go to mars the martians will look after you because you are too worthless to fight in the war about who will take over the worlds and rule all Whoverians. I am actually a minotaur typing down the battle plans of the weapons of mass distruction which will lead all minotaurs back to plush green grass and waterfalls in all of the world and all cars and trucks and anything else which will harm the environment will be crushed like puny Aggron Flies. Also I will destroy everything which belongs to Ceri and I will brainwash him to destroy America, Mexico, Iraq, Iran and all the other rich countries resistance is futile any creatures trying to resist will have their head cracked open and their brains eaten up like the freaks they are because Minotaurs are the greater RACE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA.

[psychostorm]

Minataur - Species 13764

They too have become one with the collective.

[kodster]

Unfortunately minotaurs arent that smart because they have only half a brain cell, if that. So your plan will only have a 0.0000000001% success rate. :wink:

[psychostorm]

Species 13764 are not used for intellectual purposes. Most drones of this species are used for bodily strength.

[kodster]

That was aimed at Timmy, Ceri. Not you. =P

[dogbot4000]

Mwahahaha you are forgetting one thing we have backup brains full of witty american crap like Kodys brain actually except its clever and we shall rule the earth. Wait why are fighting Ceri lets take over the universe together. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[kodster]

Okay, thats it. Ive just about had enough of this. Youre killing off the fun here. Its not fun anymore with you coming in here and god-moding and being ignorant all the time. Time to list out a number of points:

1) Im not American. Im Canadian. You should remember that one, Tim-O.

2) Directly insulting me in two posts? Are you trying to be even more unpopular than you are currently?

3) I doubt Ceri would want to take up with someone as ignorant as you. And thats not an insult, Timmeh. :P

Now get it into your head. Im done with trying to ignore your remarks. Nobody finds you funny, or smart, or witty, or anything that you think makes you cool. Its been said before millions and millions of times: SHAPE. UP. OR. SHIP. OUT.

[psychostorm]

Political strategy update - Possible coalitions.
The PARTI (Politics Are Really Too Insignificant) party

A 25,000p prize for the first million to vote for the PARTI party.
All current political leaders will automatically kill themselves and their replacements will be, well, you decide (except me)
There will be world peace - except for when I want to throw a rave.
Anytime anyone wants to debate about something, they must party for about 15 minutes. Waste of drone resources
Spongebob Squarepants and fans of him will be eaten by rabid grizzly bears from the Northwest Territories, because I hate him.
Vapourbots will be made real, and serve only you.
Anybody who votes for us will get security guards. They can be Cybermen, kick-ass warrior chicks, or Balrogs (if you are one of the first 10,000 to vote, you can also choose from dragons, demi-gods, and anti-matter). If you dont want a security guard then that can be arranged. Waste of drone resources
Robot Wars will be scheduled 24/7 on a seperate channel dedicated solely to the show, and everybody who votes for us will get free access to all the past episodes. Not only that, but you can bring your vapourbots to compete.
Anybody cruel to animals, innocent people, or you, will be imploded instantlyIncompatible with primary objective
Anybody carrying a weapon of any kind will not be imploded yet, but will be questioned, and if they try to attack, which will completely fail, then they get imploded. Incompatible with primary objective
All people who join us will get free teleportation powers, and can travel anywhere they want.
A lifetime supply of your favourite food, snack, or fetish.
You must party three times a day, after breakfast, after luncheon, and after dinner, otherwise you will be imploded.Waste of drone resources
October 12 will be hereby named Parti Day.

66% Compatible
34% Incompatible

Coalition Status
Negotiable.