The Election Returns

[kodster]

You mean the one that just fell through a plothole that had absolutely nothing to do with me?

[dogbot4000]

I also have a few new rules
11. If Im leader then on the 23rd of July it would be the annual throw as many wet sponges as you want at your leader day.
12. Retards will be renamed sincerely clever people of the future
13. If Im leader than you can kill as many chavs as you want.
14. If you vote for me as your leader then people can make as much dodgy puns as you want and every dodgy pun you say after voting for me you will get 500 VP and If I get voted as your leader than they will get 1000VP
So Vote for me the wacky man who just got wackier.
Now under new name the Moronic Kronic Whonic Sonic Partyic its sic.

[kodster]

Wet sponges? Nah, Id rather steal one of Franks sardine tins. As he says, they can be quite painful if you leave them in the tin.

[kodster]

Vote for us and all other votes will be dipped in boiling Crisco oil. And then fried and served with your choice of dips.

[psychostorm]

quote:

10. If anyone argues or votes for anyone else then I will send my army of cyberman around and upgrade them

We at the collective party do not comprehend your logic. Most of our voters have already been upgraded or assimilated.

You will be upgraded and assimilated, resistance is both useless and futile!

[dogbot4000]

You try to upgrade me than my dalek army will exterminate you Ceri for being a traitor to the evil of the world.

[kodster]

And Timmy, I already own the Cybermen, so you cant use them. Theyre under my control. So vote for the PARTI (and get double the amount of Daleks ) or Ill exterminate all your minions...

...with the snap of a finger.

[psychostorm]

We at the collective party, still do not comprehend your logic.

The Daleks care not for Earth nor any of its species. They are soldiers of a race war and will exterminate anything not like them. The chances of them aiding you are minimal.

On a tactical note, disintegration shielding has been encoutered by the Borg. Such Daleks will make excellent drones.

[dogbot4000]

Ceri The Daleks and the Cyberman and the Sycorax and the Zygons and all the other evil creatures have been brainwashed to worship and only listen to me so you lot will all die.

[kodster]

The Daleks brains cant be washed. Silly Timmy.