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Yes, thats right! The Happy Crappy Smarty Party returns to run for this election with a fresh approach aimed at protecting the world from the evil Rita Repulsa and her army of warbling putty monst...errs..err...sorry, got a bit carried away there (too much Youtube nostalgia )

Back to the election in hand - the Happy Crappy Smarty Party manifesto from 2005 is detailed below and (despite not being elected) the following was achieved:

As the leader of The Happy Crappy Smarty Party, I promise the following:

*Magmotors and Astroflight motors free for all

The aim of this policy was to let everyone compete on a fair and equal footing in featherweight combat. Never happened, but spinners did get banned from unsuitable arenas, resulting in everyone competing on a fair and equal footing. 1-0 to the HCSP!

*Neds/chavs/little-sh**s-who-think-theyre-tough all completely obliterated by Mr Psychos hammer.

Numbers of neds/chavs/little-sh**s-who-think-theyre-tough on the rise, Mr Psycho cut from TV

Err, moving swiftly on...

*A Microsoft-free computer community for all who hate Bill Gates.

What do you mean Theyre bringing out Vista???!!!

*Restrictions on the use of pathetic puns on community forums (I believe the leader of The Boring Party is a major offender of this crime )

I havent seen a pathetic pun in a long time - 2-0 to the HCSP!

*To speak the truth at all times and send political correctness to a place where the sun dont shine!

*Lets not tell them my lies were responsible for the frazzled lie detector currently lying in a skip somewhere*

*A complimentary haggis and kilt for anyone who supports The Happy Crappy Smarty Party

Haggis and kilt distribution increase of 1000000%



So as you see, a very successful time not in charge for the HCSP. But with 2007 comes new objectives - behold the following!!

2007 Manifesto

Be Happy
Be Crappy
Be Smarty
Have a Party!

(Yeah its 3.30am and I cant be arsed to come up with a decent manifesto )

So, with absolutely no just cause, vote for the Happy Crappy Smarty Party

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