Well, time for you all to behold my wickedness:

Presenting...

The PARTI (Politics Are Really Too Insignificant) party

Fear my policies!

A 25,000p prize for the first million to vote for the PARTI party.
All current political leaders will automatically kill themselves and their replacements will be, well, you decide (except me)
There will be world peace - except for when I want to throw a rave.
Anytime anyone wants to debate about something, they must party for about 15 minutes.
Spongebob Squarepants and fans of him will be eaten by rabid grizzly bears from the Northwest Territories, because I hate him.
Vapourbots will be made real, and serve only you.
Anybody who votes for us will get security guards. They can be Cybermen, kick-ass warrior chicks, or Balrogs (if you are one of the first 10,000 to vote, you can also choose from dragons, demi-gods, and anti-matter). If you dont want a security guard then that can be arranged.
Robot Wars will be scheduled 24/7 on a seperate channel dedicated solely to the show, and everybody who votes for us will get free access to all the past episodes. Not only that, but you can bring your vapourbots to compete.
Anybody cruel to animals, innocent people, or you, will be imploded instantly
Anybody carrying a weapon of any kind will not be imploded yet, but will be questioned, and if they try to attack, which will completely fail, then they get imploded.
All people who join us will get free teleportation powers, and can travel anywhere they want.
A lifetime supply of your favourite food, snack, or fetish.
You must party three times a day, after breakfast, after luncheon, and after dinner, otherwise you will be imploded.
October 12 will be hereby named Parti Day.

So if you have any common-sense, youll vote for the PARTI party! Because we dont give a bark about politics, just partying!

----This has been a slightly amusing and extremely threatening broadcast from the PARTI party----