Well, I suspect I need to update my polcies:

I give you
The Party formerly as the Bow down before Me Pitiful Mortals Party

this has now been renamed as the We Crush Puny Mortal Opposition Voters Beneath Our Booted Heels Party

Note its no more inclusive - Me has been replaced with we - You cant spell We Crush Puny Mortal Opposition voters Beneath Our Booted Heels Party without a we

It shall also be known as: WCPMOPVBOBH or, affectionatly as the mortal crushing party

Old Policies

* The aardvark will replace the lion as the antional animal
* Bring back corporal punishemnt - legalise cattle prods for use in education.
* Everything is done at my whim, no beaurocracy
* Money will will be replaced usign an elaborate system involving live pigeons and WHSmtihs vouchers
* People can be tried for being morons (as in actign like twerps when they are perfectly capable of not doign so) and if they are found guilty they can be extradited to antarctica. With no protective clothing.
* An end to stupidly over the top political correctness - any one who complains about anythign like black coffee, the holy ghost or brainstorming will be thrown to the sharks at my discretion.

New Policies

* The following will be ended - crime, age, disease, war, hunger and crime. Death will mostly be unavailable except at personal request.
* Free super-powers for all if you pass our responsibility test - bear in mind that I wrote this test so pretty much all the great minds gathered here are already eligible.
* A 200% increase in zombies, ninjas, apes, robots, dinosaurs and pirates.
* A new cosmic empire to be completed by 2013
* All reality television shows will feature 100% more culling of the idiots who enter.
* A free magic quiche for all people who vote.
* More real life set piece moments - more cool dramatic moments - in REAL LIFE!
* Robot Wars shall not only be back on TV - but it shall have its own channel which gives out grants to competitors who are short of funds.

MORE POLICIES SOON