The Election Returns

**kodster** · 25th May 2007, 19:40

LOL! Go Martyn!

**dinowarrior** · 25th May 2007, 21:29

I mean proper idiots, like those who actively fill Wikipedia with false information, or post certain sites on forums. Contary to popular opinion, I am not an idiot.

**matty_haka** · 26th May 2007, 11:14

Idiotis such a nasty word I prefer... intelectually challenged

**tacoman** · 26th May 2007, 14:52

The Official Fascist Opression Party

Policies:
Those who are not the Most Supreme and Excellent Race will be imprisoned in our top secret Pocket Dimension Prisons. However, we at OFOP are not politically incorrect, and thus, the Most Supreme and Excellent Race will change each month.
Any and all dissenters will be test subjects for Project MINDSLAVE.
We believe in the progression of the space program. We have already travelled to Mars, hollowed it out, and used the space to build a Superlaser. If we are not elected, we will use it.
If you have ever been injected for anything, we are in your mind.
Any and all criminals currently in jail will be recruited for Project SUPERSOLDIER and the Opression Force. Any and all criminals arrested while we are in power will have their organs harvested for classified projects and released back into society with an (currently) inactive Mindslave chip.

**pcbore** · 26th May 2007, 16:24

quote:

*Restrictions on the use of pathetic puns on community forums (I believe the leader of The Boring Party is a major offender of this crime )

I havent seen a pathetic pun in a long time - 2-0 to the HCSP!

To be fair, I just havent been posting that much

The Boring Party manifesto

1 - First to tackle popular themes, such as having a green policy. I find the mis-information regarding green policies disturbing. Everyone knows if someone is green, they are ill. I say NO to politicians who make it a policy to make people ill! Therefore my first policy is a natural colour policy, where people are allowed to go around being whatever colour they damn well please.

2 - I understand my learned friend Mr. Forsythe intends to make a policy in which he points out the flaws in everyones policies. Therefore, under my Make Martyn Redundant policy, all flaws will be banned.

3 - I find my learned friends Mr. Holt and Mr. Masons policy on idiots rather lacking in foresight. Rather than make being an idiot a criminal offense, I propse an Idiot tax. Everyone knows there are enough idiots out there to make this tax extremely profitable, allowing me to cut other taxes acorss the board. But of course, you dont need to worry as you are not an idiot:wink:

4 - My Decent telley policy is, I believe, one which should prove popular. Basically, all those programs that no-one ever cared about, or which ceased to be relevant years ago will be canned, in order to make room for more programmes people actually want to watch. Like Robot Wars. The presenters will of course be allowed their freedom. Afterall, the idiot tax coffers will need filling up from time to time...

5 - The Im not vindictive. Honest policy regards railway bridges in communal areas. These will be relocated to where they cannot kep aspiring world leaders awake via thudering freight trains every half an hour. Any council caught trying to place a railway bridge in a populated zone will be dealt with.

6 - In the interests of public safety, all burberry items of clothing will be confiscated and banned from shops. With no clothes left, the chavs will not be able to venture outside, effectively placing them under indefinate house arrest at no extra cost to the government.

This has been a party election broadcast from the Boring Party.

26th May 2007, 21:46

Frank, you got my vote

**dogbot4000** · 28th May 2007, 12:30

My Politics are a lot of bullplop and we never keep our promises so nyah.
Are Policies
1. We will make the rules of sumos so fat americans and english can play
2. we will kill osama bin laden and george bush
3. Anyone who is racist will be exterminated by a dalek
4. anyone who says either Dr. Who/The Simpsons/ Family Guy/ Soccer/ American Dad/ CSI:LV/CSI:NY or Scampi with peas and chips is crap will be whipped 500 times with a cat o nine tails then have their brainwaves sucked.
5. All Boring school/college/university/work work will be burned
6. Theres no 6
7. The person with the email address pokemon4botcrater@gmail.com will be massacred and all the emails and accounts hes hacked into will be changed.
8. Mr. Saxon will be prime minister.
9. Catherine Tate and the 2 Little Britain dudes will be exterminated.
10. If anyone argues or votes for anyone else then I will send my army of cyberman around and upgrade them
cue evil laugh.
Slogan If you wanna a good time than dont do politics and other politics lie we dont. Thats the truth the half of the truth and nothing but fat truth and porkie flavoured pies.