The Crash & Burn Tournament 2

**dinowarrior** · 14th June 2007, 17:22

And, if Storm 2 runs, Cyclone Force will certainly run as well.

**matty_haka** · 14th June 2007, 18:23

How can it run its not got legs? *being literal*

And its not real.. so it definitely cant run *slightly less literal*

Yeah, itll run...

**kodster** · 15th June 2007, 19:07

And for the record, I have absolutely nothing against MDR.

**kodster** · 16th June 2007, 17:27

Lets continue!

Liar vs. Novastorm 2

Liar, with the help of Voltronic, disposed of the third seed Orka MK4.

Novastorm 2 surprisingly went through after Mass Disctruction Revolution was KOd by The Disc 5.

Roboteers, stand by...

Booth 1: Liar
Booth 2: Novastorm 2

Taki-san and Ancalagon the Black are here to take you down!

3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!!

Time for mayhem! And mayhem we shall see as its Liar who comes out first whilst Novastorm is spinning up his bar. As Liar comes in for his first attack, Novastorm reverses right into the arena wall to avoid a collision, and now the bar is at maximum speed! Martijn is indeed alarmed and Liar is the one going backwards as Novastorm comes flying at him! Whats Martijn looking so happy for? Suddenly Liar spins backwards, and Novastorm drives right in front of him! What a tactic! And Liar penetrates the wedge! FLIP! Novastorm is upended! Liar, not one to let an opponent get back into the match, waits nearby and watches the rear lifter on Novastorm attempt to self-right. Tilting...tilting...TILTING...CRASH. It works! Novastorm is back on its wheels...and back in Liars face as Liar slides under him again! FLIP! Novastorm is again upended. But Liar isnt waiting around anymore! He pushes Novastorm towards Ancalagons CPZ! FLIP! Novastorm goes flying above Ancalagons massive head and right into the corner, still inverted! Taki flies out to aid in disaster and Liar backs away to sit back and enjoy this reckless assault. The great dragonbot Ancalagon spins around slowly and rams Novastorm with his head, interrupting the srimech process. A burst of flame from the jaws signifies that we just might see a rotisserie (or however its spelt

) Novastorm by the end of this match, which may not be far off! Taki rears in.
CRASH!!
The spinning cutter tears into the rear wedge, shredding the armour! Anthony hammers the lifter button in panic but the lifting process is still slow. Liar, almost absent-mindedly, backs into the pit release button, opening the unforgiveable pit. But Ancalagon doesnt have any plans of pitting! Into play comes one of the twin vertical discs!
CRASH!!!
Um, wow. Novastorm is sent reeling into the air by that hit, his side wedge almost completely destroyed by that, and hitting the railing comes back in...to get smashed again!

CRASH!!!
See ya, Novastorm! The spinning bar took the hit that time, crumpling, and Novastorm gets a taste of air, soaring over the wall before slamming down hard onto the track. Liar shoots in and immediately getting under Taki turns around and dumps her in the pit, falling in himself.

CEASE!

Novastorm 2 is no maelstrom.
Liar advances to the Heat B Final!

Next battle: Voltronic vs. The Disc 5

**dogbot4000** · 17th June 2007, 15:26

Cool battles.

**majinb** · 19th June 2007, 11:01

(is hoping not to face The Disc in the heat final)

good job kody

**kodster** · 22nd June 2007, 18:42

Thanks.

Voltronic vs. The Disc 5

Voltronic and his buddy Liar made short of Orka MK4, and then Liar tossed him OOTA.

The Disc 5 immobilized Mass Disctruction Revolution with a gigantic hit on the spinning ring.

Roboteers, stand by...

Booth 1: Voltronic
Booth 2: The Disc 5

Heres Obelix Bulguous with the hammer and wedge, and Double Whamlet with the quadruple axe combo and lifting arm on his plow.

3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!

Its The Disc who starts off first, trundling off towards Voltronic, who attacks The Discs wheel hubs, keen to avoid that disc. However The Disc isnt too worried about a wedge attack on the axles due to his excellent maneouverability, and simply turns on the spot. Voltronic keeps on going, putting plenty of space between him and The Disc, but The Disc is after him! Voltronic suddenly pulls a 180 and heads for the wheels again. Again The Disc turns and his flywheel nicks the side of Voltronic!
CRASH!
Voltronic is thrown up, but not by a lot, and he comes back down. The Disc tries to hold him up with the flywheel but Voltronic drives forward and dislodges himself from the flywheel, and heads off in the direction of the pit release button. WHAM. A siren wails through the arena as we all know now that the gate of robot hell has dropped down. And The Disc comes in for another disc attack but Voltronic reverses from the incoming tackle and is now facing the wheel again! Desperately he attacks but The Disc again repeats his spin, barely missing the side of Voltronic. Voltronic turns around to find The Disc a mere foot from him and decides to box rush him, just to get something, anything, done.
CRASH!!!
Unfortunately for Voltronic something bad has really been done to him, as he sails chassis over teakettle, a gash ripped into his face, to land dead on his back. Can Voltronic self-right? NO, and Frank is going to keep it that way. The Disc rears away to the middle of the arena as The Watcher approaches Voltronic, trying to lift himself up and over but its no use.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
Its all over for Voltronic now, and the house bots seem to think so too, for theyre coming at Voltronic deadly fast! With a bang Whamlet smashes into Voltronic and begins to mercilessly thwack him with his double axes and side axes. Obelix isnt going to let Whamlet have all the fun and getting to the Season 5 heavyweight runner-ups side pounds him with the menhir hammer! Do you think Frank is going to sit by and watch? NO! The Disc without warning blasts from his spot and hammers Whamlet in the rear, nearly inverting him but tilting him up enough for The Disc to drive underneath him and try to topple him! Obelix isnt paying attention to this, and has his mind set on beating Voltronic to a wire-laced pulp, so sayeth Steve-O.

The Watcher comes in to give The Disc the yellow card but Frank dismissively waves a hand from his control booth and continues to shove Whamlet into Voltronic. Voltronic? VOLTRONIC? Well...it seems that Voltronic isnt really himself anymore. In fact hes not much of anything anymore, with armour and mechanics smushed into the ground. The Watcher bumps The Disc to make him let go of Whamlet but then he doesnt need to, for Whamlet topples inverted onto Voltronics comatose chassis. Obelix finally comes to his senses and pushing Voltronic tackles The Disc before the flywheel gets up to speed, and dumps The Disc down the pit, but way too late to save Voltronic.

CEASE!

Its not Voltronic anymore. Its dead.

The Disc 5 advances to the Heat B Final!!

Heat B Final

Liar vs. The Disc 5

(sorry Martijn

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(Message edited by kodster on June 22, 2007)