Thought Id get this one up sooner or later.

3RD-PLACE PLAYOFF

PROFESSOR VENGEANCE vs. A STINGRAY

House fighter is The Watcher.

The Professor and the stingray have agreed to battle the house fighters instead of each other. So of course when all they see is The Watcher, looking dark and forlorn in the middle of the stage, they are albeit confused. The Professor breaks the silence by swishing the uber-cane in the air and firing an emerald beam at the statue-like figure in an attempt to stir something up.
The effect is as expected. Every single one of the house fighters clambors over the edge of the arena and comes at the two warriors. Just as they are about to get throttled, Prof. Vengeance says STOP! in a loud voice and they halt for some reason, waiting. Why should we not take you on one-by-one? says Vengeance. Or are you all afraid to be destroyed? With that final taunt the house fighters agree to the challenge. First up is Cortez, the massive pirate king turned into a giant enchanted skeleton. However he is simply dealt with when Prof. Vengeance throws the treasure off of the arena, forcing Cortez to plummet to his doom. The stingray floats around the tank in a victory dance as The Sickness, a giant cloud of infinite disease bacterien, comes in next. He is also dealt with however when Vengeance sets his cane to vacuum mode and sucks the substance up, and then expells it into a vat of alcohol...the stingrays tank, where it is destroyed. Asterix enters the arena next, and wonders who took all the magic potion. It had to be the Gaulish druid Getafix, Asterix groans to himself as a light of emerald energy smashes into his forehead and renders him unconscious. Obelix comes in next, but the Prof. has already modified the genetic material of a turkey and its now roast boar. Obelix bounds towards it but Vengeance throws it over the edge. Obelix turns on him in anger but Vengeance simply tricks him by saying Dont worry, theres a platform there where it landed on. And indeed dull IQ and hunger for roast boar sends Obelix over the edge and to his death. The Big Mac enters next...and is burninated by the Prof. cane, so he cant avenge the bacon sandwich that Vengeance planned to destroy.
Half the fighters are gone, and Hamlet enters the arena to applause. The Prof. sets the cane to sword-mode and engages in a duel with the Danish prince. Hamlet of course is easily overpowered and just when he is about to be skewered proudly claims Being a tragic hero that I am I cannot be slain in a situation such as this. Prof. Vengeance reminds him that this is the ATTTWI where anything can happen, ANYTHING, right before slashing his neck and acclaiming the head as his own. Now its Takis turn, and due to her heightened speed is all over the Prof., slashing with her daggers, before the stingray finally comes to the rescue and leaping onto of the tank slams the ninja in the back of the head with his tail. Taki jars and collapses on her face as Vengeance tosses the stingray back into the tank with a rather appraising look, and now its Tira who is entering the arena. Vengeance scowls, for he knew what happened in the fight with Jack the Ripper. Straight away he drains the phial of blue liquid from before, and immediately rushes towards her, however Tira came prepared this time around. A plot twist suddenly occurs and Tira now has the exact same ability increase as the Prof.. Unfortunately this proves too much for the psychopathic girl to handle and falling down she convulses violently on the ground before laying still as a stone. Vengeance laughs drily, and then immediately shuts up as the vast figure of Ancalagon the Black soars into view. As we all know these kind of dragons hate water and the stingray is somehow able to direct a blast of endless water at the dragons mouth, filling it. The natural gas vapours however devour the intense moisture and swell to a size so great that smoke is literally pouring out of Ancalagons jaws and as he lets forth a giant breath of fire, KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Ancalagon explodes in a gigantic fireball cloud, incinerating him completely, yet the water supply continues to run forth. Last to enter is the terror-inflicting organism known is Exa-Gore-Ic. It is even bigger than Ancalagon, who was twice the size of the country of the Netherlands, and now hovers above the two competitors looking cold and threatening, not even minding the slightly-weakening jet of liquid that is pouring out of the almost-empty tank, though Vengeance seems not to notice. Vengeance, abilities now heightened, charges through the planetary being in as swift a motion as a star speeding through a universe, though it depends on what universe it is, it is still pretty fast, much faster than the speed of light I can tell you. Exa-Gore-Ic seems to shudder, and for a split-second he actually seems to notice the Prof. Vengeance-shaped hole in the middle of him, and then implodes into nothingless. Vengeance lands back down beside the tank and turns to thank the stingray...only to find a corpse of the stingray splayed across the tank floor. Apparently the lack of oxygen took its toll.

Professor Vengeance takes 3rd place!!!
A stingray takes 4th place!

Next up: The final