Only for your own entries, Mark. And if you want to know who Glaurung is, I just put info about him a few posts ago. :P

Well, I did say Id get some fights up, didnt I?

A stingray vs. Ginza

No house fighters.

The gargantuan beast formally known as Ginza towers over the slightly quivering stingray in his little tank. To say that Ginza has the advantage would be not untrue, but Ginza, startlingly, seems to be thinking over his strategy to take the stingray down instead of mindlessly bringing his almighty foot down on the tank, smashing it and pulping the stingray in the process for a quick win. Perhaps his apprehension is towards the tail of the stingray, which as we all know is very potent and can kill a man, as seen with poor Steve Irwin. Of course, there is little chance that the sting may not even tickle the heel of the reptile, but Ginza is not about to take that chance. He snatches up the tank from the ground; the claws penetrate the glass and water pours from the stingrays broken lair. The stingray whips from the mess, ready to pierce the palm of Ginza, but Ginza steps out of the way and the aquamarine creature plops to the ground. Ginza grabs a random object and prepares to pound the fallen stingray with it, but suddenly hes tapped on the shoulder. Whos big enough to do that, Ginza thinks, as he turns around and runs right into Godzillas fist. It seemed that Ginza stole one of Godzillas eggs and was intending to make breakfast for his own kids. Ginza falls backwards...right onto the stingray, who isnt able to go anywhere and the thousand tonne beast collapses onto the stingray like a fallen tower. Godzilla snorts, kicks Ginzas prone figure for good measure, and stomps away.

Points
+5000 - Unexpected ally
+1000 - Time
+100 - Aggression

TOTAL = 6100 points

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Diotoir vs. The Fighting Wireframes

No house fighters.

The Diotoir boys get ready to kick some wireframe ass and chew gum...and it seems theyre all out of gum. The Wireframes swarm the rather furry robot as it tilts around and wondering whom it should rush at first. As read in the Super Smash Bros. Melee Trophy Guide, the Wireframes are rather weak and subpar, but they are overwhelming in great numbers. However Diotoir has beaten the likes of Tornado, so theyre not worried. GO! says the announcer, whos randomly blown to bits by Strong Bad, and Diotoir goes on the warpath. Only 5 Wireframes come out at a time, so Diotoir has some breathing room. He charges forward and barrels into all the Wireframes, scattering them and throws them off the stage. 5 more come. Diotoir repeats the process. The Wireframes are really stupid, and since Master Hand didnt give them their daily fill of No Doze, theyre not able to jump. The Diotoir boys are completely smug; theyve not been this way for ages...or have they? Well find out in the pits maybe; thats for another story. Theres a twisty twirl for the Irish fighter bot as two of the Wireframes move in for a roundhouse and end up hitting each other. Master Hand watching from the stands makes an agitated movement but his alter-ego Crazy Hand has a plan. He goes up to the control booth and offers the Diotoir boys some gum. They look at each other, and they take the gum from Crazy Hand, calling him a good sport. With the snap of a finger, Master Hand summons a hammer from the sky and it falls onto the arena with a loud BANG. The guys heads snap back to the arena at once, just in time to see one of the Wireframes pick up the hammer and advance on Diotoir...
SMASH!
Needless to say, thats the end of Diotoir for now.

Points
+9500 - Time
+5000 - Aggression
+37 - Wireframes defeated
+10 - Entertaining destruction

TOTAL = 14547 points

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Professor Vengeance - 55500
Diotoir - 14547
A stingray - 6100