Well, I can do the next three matches so...sod it for now.

Violent J vs. XS3

House fighters are Cortez & Hamlet.

LOWER THE CAGE!

An immense steel cage is lowered onto the arena, enclosing the wrestlers. They grin at this, for a cgaed match is awesome. At least to them. and no house fighters allowed in the cage, so Cortez and Hamlet are on top of the cage. The house fighters decide to fight each other out of boredom and down in the cage the real match begins. Leo van Miert hits a bell and the two wrestlers circle each other like wolves. Unlike WWE this is actual real wrestling so anybody with a faint heart would be advised to leave the arena now.

*hundreds of audience members scream and run away*

Thank you. Lets get to the fight. XS3 charges Violent J and immediately clotheslines him. Violent J falls down hard but hes up already and elbows XS3 in the face. XS3 recoils with a howl of pain and that gives Violent J the opportunity to butt him head-to-head, causing XS3 to collapse. Violent J prepares for a body slam on the ground but XS3 rolls away and Violent J collides with the ground. As Violent J gets up, XS3 pulls off a hurracanrana. Violent J is pounded against the wall and falls down, but gets up again...to walk into a drop kick in the face that sends him flying back into the wall. But before he hits the wall, suddenly the cage gives way as Cortez has just jumped on it and this sends Violent J down to his doom. Cortez just makes back onto the platform whilst Hamlet drops lightly beside XS3 and raises his hand, declaring him the winner.

XS3 advances to Round 4!!

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Beavis vs. Samus Aran

House fighter is The Watcher.

Samus Aran isnt wasting any time; she launches a missile at Beavis, who from the previous Round 1 battle had acquired a superpowered brain. He constructs a shield made of pillows, and much to everyones amazement the missile is reflected the other way. Samus dives away as the missile blows by her and destroys an audience stand. The worlds greatest scientists come into the arena and inspect the pillow shield, and after about 45 minutes of grueling, teeth-chattering observance and calculating the scientists stand up and congratulate Beavis on making the universes first missile deflector made out of pillows. Beavis shakes their hands, but suddenly hes whacked in the back out of the head by something...fluffy. Its a pillow, and the ones who have tossed it are the counting sheep from the Serta commericals. They complain that they were the ones who made the first pillow shield, and theyve got the patent to prove it. Whiles the scientists and the sheep argue, Beavis slowly stumbles and gets to his feet, only to be nailed and incinerated by an incoming charge shot fired by Samus standing nearby.

Samus Aran advances to Round 4!!

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Ming Higurashi vs. Google

House fighters are Asterix & Obelix.

The Google executives and board directors havent the slightest idea who this Ming is, and theyre never going to get anywhere with Fred Flintstone as their owner. So they give him the boot and hire back their old owners. They use their evil spy tactics and dont-ask-how methods to track down Ming, and from weeks of watching and studying her (eww =P) now they know everything about her, but they still dont own her because shes not in their captivity. Its unfortunate that they havent gotten a sense of mathematics yet. Even less fortunate is that Ming cant find out the number Pi, and so finding a computer (with high-speed internet, yay ), she sits down and searches Pi in the question area of the Google site. Back at Google HQ, the staff are having an indoor BBQ when suddenly they get a call from the head office. Apparently they have just been asked what Pi is. Here science again intervenes; as we all know the true value of Pi is never completely known, and the number of decimal points is seemingly infinite. Before it was known that Pi had about 6 decimal places but sadly it was discovered that there were more. Eventually the true number will be found but not today, which confirms that the amount of decimals places Pi has is infinite. Therefore the owners and directors and all the staff of Google are quite dumbfounded by this, and since they cant answer the question they go completely insane and run into the arena, surrounding Ming and bellowing insults and uncomprehendable words, also waving mounds and mounds of paper in her face. Faced with all the roaring in her face Ming snaps and taking out her katanas goes on a massacre, involving almost every single member of Google being chopped into pieces thinner than regular paper. Ming wouldve finished off the owners but Asterix and Obelix got there first and are mercilessly beating them to a pulp, and then toss them across the galaxy, where they somehow land on Earth and even more incredibly...on the Robot Wars arena...in the pit.

Ming Higurashi advances to Round 4!!