Screw them for now. First fight of the third round!

Round 3

Full Metal Alchemist vs. Hammer Brother

House fighters are Asterix & Tira.

The Koopa with the hammer faces the Alchemist in epic sequence. The Alchemist immediately turns on the house fighters and fuses them to the ground to prevent them interfering. This gives the Hammer Brother his chance, and before the Alchemist can turn his eyes for a split-second, a hammer collides with his head. He falls forward and goes through the ground. Nobody knows what the hell happened, but its become rather apparent that the Alchemist has vanished from the battle. So the Hammer Brother has won this battle...or has he?
Suddenly, the floor starts to change. The adamantium layers turn liquidy. Asterix and Tira are expelled from the surface, covered in liquid metal, which hardens around them, making statues. Just as suddenly, the Alchemist bursts from the floor, a giant liquid adamantium monster, reeking, boiling in rage. The Hammer Brother shrieks and turns to run, but finds his feet hardened to the surface, which is beginning to turn devilishly hot. Suddenly he remembers that he brought a tankard of liquid nitrogen just in case Mario had some more fireballs to spit at him. Slowly he unzips his backpack and takes it out. Moving faster so his hands dont freeze off, he pours the nitrogen out. The Alchemist is bombarded with cold, and the heat is driven away replaced with cold steel. However nitrogen doesnt react so well with adamantium and the monster explodes in a mess of twisted metal. The Hammer Brother is blown back far but manages to just catch the edge of the arena and pull himself back up. When he does so, the smoke from the explosion disappears, and the audience are amazed. The Alchemist lies in the middle of the arena, spread-eagled, and drained of energy, but still conscious. Not for long though, as the Hammer Brother strides over to the fallen boy and slams a heavy sledgehammer across his skull. Unlike Mr. Psychos hammer this sledgehammer is completely solid, and the Alchemists skull cracks upon impact. Mr. Psycho snorts in the audience.

Hammer Brother advances to Round 4!!

More up soon.