I use the tactics for fillers.

A pirate vs. Mini Fridge

House fighters are Asterix & Taki.

The pirate isnt really happy now that hes thrown his possessions away, and is certainly down in the dumps, as you might say. The pirate randomly lurches forwards, stumbling around in a kind of stupor. Not that itll do him any good, but maybe its a sort of dance...or not, as the pirate trips over himself and crashes oonto Asterixs house of sticks. Asterix emits a howl of rage and retaliates by mashing the pirate in the kisser with a supercharged fist, sending the lily-livered keelhauler sprawling to the ground. The pirate decides that Asterix is actually the opponent and fights with him, resulting in him getting beaten to a pulp, but still not defeated owing to the fact that he is still functional in many areas, not excluding his spine and his mental capabilities. He then spots a lone fridge at the end of the arena. As Asterix comes forward with another swinging blow the pirate ducks under the fist and leaps at the fridge, ripping open the door with such ferocity that the door comes off. Spotting a bottle of Captain Morgans rum he goes wide-eyed, and spluttering with glee he reaches for it. However, due to the stupidity of the pirate he does not realize that a titanium fist has sprang from the depths of the fridge and a WHAM and CRACK! tell us that the mandible of the pirate has been broken neatly. Asterix catches up to the pirate a second later and finishes the job, and all thats left of the pirate is an eye-patch. Weird, because the pirates eyes were both fine.

Mini-Fridge advances to Round 3!

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Arael vs. Blaze Ya Dead Homie

House fighters are Ancalagon & Cortez.

The angel of light attacks off the bat, sending shafts of lightnings down on the rapper. Blaze grabs his trusty shotgun and fires a carefully aimed barrel at the angel head, however Arael is able to fry the bullet to an itty bitty crisp before it comes within 100 metres. Blaze starts busting some moves before ducking for cover under the angels dive bomb attack; unfortunately for Arael the attack carried the angel too far and it collides with Ancalagon the Black. Cortez looks on as Arael rises up and it and Ancalagon stare each other down. Then, suddenly both their wings eject from their backs and they blast into the air, attacking each other with tooth, lightnings, claw, and flame. Blaze thinks its only fair, and so challenges Cortez to battle. Cortez accepts, and without hesitation slams his rapier down on Blazes head; however Blaze dives away in time. In the above battle, Ancalagon and Arael are in locked combat. Arael strikes Ancalagons belly but thats useless seeing as its completely armoured with mithril and galvorn scales. Ancalagon answers with a chomp to the neck. Arael screams and grips Ancalagons own wings as they topple from the sky and with an almighty crash collapse onto the platform; thankfully the adamantium coating prevents any tumult. Blaze isnt doing too shabby; hes timed Cortezs movements and is able to perfectly avoid any damage from the pirate kings attacks. However Cortez tackles him out of sheer rage and Blaze is piledrived into the ground hard. But thats all right, because the dive bomb from Ancalagon was too much for the angel of light and it exploded in glowing shards, and the glittering dust fades away into nothingness.

Blaze Ya Dead Homie advances to Round 3!

The Ming vs. Cybermen fight will be up soon.

(Message edited by kodster on May 14, 2007)