Haha. Now for the final two fights.

Pee-wee Herman vs. Crazy Frog

House fighters are Hamlet and Big Mac.

Its the short guy versus the annoying amphibian. Crazy Frog starts out by parodying Justin Timberlakes newest album while riding around on a skateboard trying to run Pee-wee over. Pee-wee responds by hopping on his bike and riding away from Crazy Frog. Unfortunately for Pee-wee the evil lyrics get to him and he drives straight over the edge and...WHATS THIS!? Pee-wee hasnt fallen off of the arena, in fact, hes defying gravity! William Dijikstra shakes his fist at Pee-wee before exiting the stands in a rage. It seems that the tires on Pee-wees bike have a sticky coating that allows it to stick to any surface while still allowing movement. Unfortunately this doesnt last long, and Pee-wee finds himself stuck at the bottom of the arena with the tires only sticking to the rotating sphere in the center. What Pee-wee doesnt realize is that the sphere is electrified, and about 1,000,000 volts course through his body, charbroiling him to a crisp. However, whiles this was going on Crazy Frog was still riding around singing because he didnt know what else to do. The audience displayus mixed emotions because some hate Crazy Frog, some people dont, but Hamlet certainly DOES hate Crazy Frogs music and he proceeds to slash the singing frog into two. As this happens, Pee-wees bike loses its grip and he falls into the abyss below. Thankfully Crazy Frog kicked the bucket first so Pee-wee Herman is safe for now.

Pee-wee Herman advances to Round 2!

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A pirate vs. Anti-Matter

House fighters are Cortez & The Sickness.

The swirling ball of anti-matter actually glows black in an ominous way as its prey steps near. The pirate isnt really scared of the anti-matter, hes scared of what it can do. The anti-matter turns into a shadow of the pirate, shape and size the exact same as the real pirate. It seems that the pirate is at a loss as to what to do. Cortez, being a pirate himself, cant help but give a fellow pirate advice as to how to fight his opponent, and bends down to whisper something in the other pirates ear. The pirate thanks Cortez and turns to face the anti-pirate, who is very near by now. He grabs his cutlass and hurls it at the anti-pirate. The anti-pirate takes in the cutlass, and instantly there is a bang, and a small amount of the dark matter deteriorates. The pirate starts hurling more items at the anti-matter; a rapier, a sabre, a picture of his wife, a picture of his ex-wife, and a great white shark tooth. The anti-matter realizes a second too late that these are things that also make up the pirate, not just mass. The anti-matter lets out a howl as it implodes out of existance, but the pirate bursts into tears as he now misses the treasures he threw at the dark monster.

A pirate advances to Round 2!

Thats it for Round 1! Round 2 line-ups in a minute...