Dude, that really sucks... I give my condolences. U_U

Maybe this will cheer you up...

Chuck Norris vs. Kurt Cobain

House fighters are Cortez & Exa-Gore-Ic.

Its Chuck Norris, the master of all that is martial arts, versus the drugged up, ready-to-scream-the-lyrics-to-Smells-Like-Teen-Spirit-in-your-face Kurt Cobain. The match begins with Cobain spitting in Norris face. Norris responds with a Mezentius Style karate chop to Cobains jaw. The audience is astounded: no one knew that Chuck Norris knew the ways of the Mezentius. Apparently, some other creatures who DID know the ways of the Mezentius didnt know that Chuck Norris was learnt in that style either, for suddenly hundreds of Lizardmen swarm Final Destination and lunge violently at Chuck Norris. Norris however beats the crap out of them without breaking a sweat, but they recover instantly and continue their assault. All of a sudden, Kurt Cobain gets an idea and starts to write lyrics to a song. A ten-ton weight falls on a random Klingon in the audience for no reason. Kody shoots the narrator for inputting that ridiculous filler scene -

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We return to the match, and a new narrator is narrating the match as Chuck Norris is still in fighting stance and the hundreds of Lizardmen are sprawled on the floor. Whats this?! The band members of Static-X have come up onto the arena platform and are beating Kurt Cobain senseless! Norris scratches his head as Static-X leave the arena and leave Kurt Cobain in a broken heap. Ah, this just in...all of you who wondered what the hell happened, Kurt Cobain began his solo which resulted in the Lizardmen keeling over for some reason, and then he named his solo Reptile...ah, that explains why Static-X came, because Kurt Cobain ripped off a song from their latest album. Anyway a great big hand comes up from above and snatches the pile of Kurt Cobain parts and brings it to the heavens...Anthony Politzi also scratches his head and wonders why Cobain wasnt sent to hell instead.

Chuck Norris advances to Round 2!

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Frosty the Snowman vs. Blod

House fighters are Taki & The Sickness.

Frosty the Snowman assaults the superpower immediately, by launching a rather cold and fluffy white projectile at the face of the brother of God. The snowball however does little except anger Blod, who rains down thousands of thunderbolts onto the poor fairy-tale snowy creature. The lightnings join into one superbolt which strikes the hat of the snowman, but unbelieveably, the hat becomes a lightning rod, which swallows the lightning and protects Frosty from the intense heat of the negative charge. Frosty bounces forward and tackles Blod with his hat but the hat is held off and Frosty is shoved backwards by the infinite power of the being. Blod is about to summon a searing heat wave when Frosty offers to sing before Blod. Blod agrees to this but has no idea what is in store for him. Frosty suddenly emits a shrill, high-pitched wailing, this is extremely loud but more so due to Frosty imitating nails on chalkboard coupled with music from S Club 7. This atrocity is too much even for Blod to bear and he collapses forward, blockading his eardrums but the sound still finds its way in anyway. Even the house fighters are being pressurized here. The Sickness is changing colours rapidly, and spazzing out, and Taki is curled up in a ball, but nothing seems to halt the horrid noise that is being screeched from the evil snowman. Suddenly a piece of rubble falls on top of Frosty and squashes him flat. The squealing stops, fades, and dies, and everybody looks up to see where the rock came from. Wile E. Coyote shrugs, pulling out the leek thrust through his head via his ears, and climbs down off of the coniveniently placed crane beside the The Sickness.

Blod advances to Round 2!

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Jack the Ripper vs. Leliel

House fighter is The Watcher.

Jack is cheesed off as he gnaws on a hunk of havarti. He never got to kill Clover from the second Wars Incarnate, and is too bitter to even think straight. He tosses a dart at a picture of her and it hits it straight in the head. So when Jack turns around, hes faced by Leliel, the twelfth Angel. The fight begins by Leliel opening up a portal or plothole to a sub-dimension, but Jack nimbly steps around it. Franks eyebrow twitches. Leliel then disappears under the arena, and Jack waits. About 0.001 seconds later, Leliel attacks from above from another plothole. Jack runs right over the plothole that Leliels rear end is still sticking out of, and Leliel comes into contact with herself. The result of this is a gigantic explosion that almost completely levels the entire arena, leaving but about 5 square metres of arena to walk on. This should have made Jack win but suddenly theres a yell from the audience. Its actually Clover, and shes here to get rid of Jack since Slammer beat Jack last time and not her. She tells Kody to put her in Leliels place but that if she wins, then he has to bring Leliel back and advance her. Kody agrees to this but severely handicaps Clover anyway just to see what happens. So Jack won the rather 18+ rated fight which Kody cant describe because of certain things. Lets just say there was...some blood. More like a lot of it. Kody chases Kane Aston from the scene with a wooden chair.

Jack the Ripper advances to Round 2!

Still to come:

Shadehawk vs. Jumpsteady
St. Lucifer vs. Jushi Sentai France Five
Santa Claws vs. Major Tom
Squidward Tentacles vs. Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond
Norbert the rabies infected cat vs. Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Rabies prawn vs. Black Mage
Daniel the Chaos Mole vs. A stingray
Raymundo vs. Mara Jade Skywalker
Cyberman Army vs. The fat guy from Boogie Nights
Pee Wee Herman vs. Crazy Frog
A pirate vs. Anti-Matter