Okay, one fight up for now!

Rocky Raccoon vs. Fifi LaFume

House fighters are Big Mac & Asterix.

A cartoony-style racing music ensues as the raccoon and skunk begin to speed around the arena, the raccoon desperately trying to evade the reach of the happy, purple skunk. The audience watches them running around with slight amusement, but after a little while they start to get nauseous and run off to throw up into a hallway which a sign displaying restroom had pointed to, and all of them fall out of a conveniently placed air lock hidden under the floor into the depths of space and freeze to death. Meanwhile, Rocky and Fifi are still in a rumble. Rocky decides to go on the offensive now and halts suddenly. He leaps backwards into Fifi and headbutts her into the ground. Fifi automatically releases her trademark...smell into the arena; fortunately, Asterix is wearing his nose plugs, Big Mac cant smell, and the audience is completely gone. Rocky however is desperately trying to hold his snout closed so that the odour cant penetrate into his brain; however his face is steadily getting redder and redder. Fifi takes the opportunity and tackle-hugs Rocky over, squeezing him extremely tightly. Rocky would be screaming in agony had he not been constricting his nasal passage and windpipe. Suddenly the head of Rocky pops off to reveal a plastic dummy of Rocky Raccoon, and Fifi raises an eyebrow confusedly. The real Rocky Raccoon was snickering behind a tree in the Boreal Plains forest when suddenly a large grizzly bear lands on him, squashing him flat. The grizzly bear wonders what he did to deserve being dropped from the sky.

Fifi LaFume advances to Round 2!