And I returneth with more insanity for ye! Dont worry, the hybrid is taken out. Mind you, it was rather smelly. (inside joke; if you happen to come across this forum and this exact message, Delrin, ignore it)

Evangelion Unit 01 vs. The Grim Reaper

House fighters are Tira and Ancalagon.

Grim cackles maniacally, feeling the edge of his scythe. He probably doesnt realize that he is being towered over by a huge hulking purple figure. Unit 01, after a moments slight hesitation, grips his lance and thrusts it right through Grims hood. Grim explodes in a mess of bones and Unit 01 smirks to himself. Unfortunately for Unit 01 Grim is Death: he is not alive or dead. So what meets the Evas eyes is a recollection of bones as the figure of Grim rises back up off the floor, reconstructed completely. Unit 01 does not show any emtion but immediately raises a foot and stomps down on Grim but Grim slashes the heel of Unit 01 as he passes. Normally a scythe wouldnt be able to penetrate the Evas tough armour which is everywhere, but seeing as this is Grims magic scythe, the blade juts into the fot and causes Unit 01 to recoil in pain. Grim rises up above the ground and plunges the scythe into Unit 01s head. The tip of the scythe goes into the head but suddenly becomes stuck. As Grim tries to pull it out, Unit 01 activates his AT field and Grim is incinerated in a fiery blast. Unit 01 grunts and turns away...
However the ashes of whats left of Grim join together, and again Grim has returned to fight, laughing at the Evas futile attempts to kill him. Unit 01, hearing a laugh, shoots his arm out and smacks Grim with his huge hand. Grim ducks underneath the blow and fires a beam from his scythe at the Evas head. Unit 01 suddenly starts to decompose, and collapses in a mess of dust and sand particles. A human figure lies on top of the mess, covered in yellow goop. At the sight of Grim he yells and runs away, but he only gets two strides before Tira sidesteps in front of him and decapitates him with a slice of her ring blade.

The Grim Reaper advances to Round 2!

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Rose Tyler/TARDIS Deity vs. Slappy Squirrel

House fighters are Obelix and The Sickness.

Slappy Squirrel sticks her tongue out at Rose and yells at some guy whos above the stage on a ladder. Hes carrying a rather heavy object, possibly a grand piano from the shape of it. Rose grabs a conveniently-placed telephone and calls Doctor Who for advice. Unfortunately for Rose, if shes ever watched The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, she wouldve known that the phone was actually the phone of Cthulu that Grim left there last match, if anything went wrong. Immediately shes pulled through the phone and into an office with lots of monsters making prank calls. Technically shes not defeated so Slappy hasnt won this match yet. Slappy, however, has no idea what to do now. She waits for Rose to reappear, and after a grueling half hour snags the phone she saw Rose talking into and demands to speak to Rose. And of course she is pulled into the office too. Grim gets back into the audience and notices the phone there. He smacks his bony head.
Meanwhile, Slappy and Rose are fighting it out. However Slappy is losing this battle as Rose had been turned into a goopy monster with tentacles however Slappy managed to avoid them all. Then she calls her agent again, this time with a cellphone. The monsters scream and run away, and the agent appears walking on a ladder with steps except at the top, rather like stilts, and he drops an anvil on Rose. Unfortunately this is an ACME anvil, and it drops through Roses head, through the floor, and takes the entire office with it, including Slappy. Somehow through a random act of Thomas who has been brought back, Slappy manages to get back to the arena, however just as Rose is about to return through the phone, Grim throws his scythe from the audience and short-circuits it, and the phone sucks itself into an interdimension.

Slappy Squirrel advances to Round 2!

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Link vs. A giant ball of enraged leopards

House fighters are Exa-Gore-Ic and Big Mac.

The Hylian Hero of Time readies his Master Sword and Hylian Shield, and braces for the impact as the spherical ball of furry claws and teeth rolls towards him. However Link knows he cant kill leopards, theyre one of the most endangered species on the earth, so he puts on his Pegasus Boots instead and runs around the leopards about 100 times before the felines even register what hes done. The furry sphere alters its course and goes in a different direction, right into Exa-Gore-Ic, who implodes the ball instantly. Link is horrified to find that the leopards are free from the ball and immediately leap at him. Link stops and puts on the Fierce Deity mask, becoming Oni Link, but the leopards reach him as soon as he puts on the mask. However this increases Links health, strength, and vitality almost infinitely, and the claws of the leopards hardly scratch him. The leopards back away, and, as one, hurl themselves right at Oni Link, but due to both the speed of the Pegasus Boots and the awesome power of the Feirce Deity mask, Oni Link is able to catch each of the leopards one by one and toss them off the stage. One of them however claws at the arena edge, catching it, and tackles Oni Link, catching his face. Link gasps as the Fierce Deity mask falls off his face and he returns to normal. The single feline then tackles him off his feet before he can speed off and slashes at his face. Link butts the cat hard in the face and launches it using both feet away from him and into the path of Big Mac. The leopard devours the house fighter whole, and suddenly, its feet turn into hardox statues. The new iron-alloy appendages weigh the cat down, which yowls in pain and fear, and Link suddenly feels sorry for it. Knowing that it cant be saved he puts the poor animal down using a vets needle.

Link advances to Round 2!