More inspired lunacy, Mr K!

A.T.T.T.W.I.
ROUND 1
Rose Tyler/TARDIS deity VS SLAPPY SQUIRREL

Good luck erasing this fighter from the fabric of existance, Ms Tyler. Slappy Squirrel isnt just a cartoon character - shes an Animaniacs cartoon character. You couldnt get rid of her even if you wanted to. At least not permanantely. :wink:
For this fight, Slappy will start off with the old cross-dressing routine and disguise herself as Christopher Eccleston. When Rose/TARDIS deity fawns over him and attempts to recreate that kiss, Slappy will slyly slide some prune juice and a stick of TNT down her throat and hop to safety. If that doesnt work, a few deity-grade mallets and anvils served with some dry wit should do the trick. Call on the other Animaniacs if things start going poorly and try to chat up Captain Jack Harkness regardless of victory.

(Message edited by Steven_McG on March 01, 2007)