Team Gore Presents: ATTTWI

[steven_mcg]

A.T.T.T.W.I.
ROUND 1
DR IVO ROBOTNIK VS P.C.

Robotropolis VS Siliconopolis. Interesting.
P.C. looks a fairly impressive villain, but hes only made it as far as conquering Denmark, according to his profile. Meanwhile, this version of Robotnik has robotcized almost an entire planet. Not to mention he has his genius nephew Snively and an army of mass-produced SWATbots on his side, compared with two rather dim androids and a calculator.
Tactics here will be to use a laser firearm to smash his screen. Once blinded, bounce him into the nearest House Fighter with the Botnik belly. If he decides to play low and call his henchbots, Ill play lower and summon some SWATbot divisions.

[dinowarrior]

BARRYS TACTICS
Once the giant mutant cuckoo breaks out of the clock, which its bound to do considering its size, eat the little terror. Failing that, slice him apart with the pendulum thingies.

[kodster]

Violent J vs. Wild Horses

House fighters are The Sickness and Tira.

The Insane Clown Posse foreman looks at his opponents. Sorry to say that he doesnt know how many of his opponents there are, he can only see a few of them and sillhouettes of others. And more are coming. Violent J gulps: he doesnt know what to do. Then something lands in front of him: its an album. All of a sudden something forms around him: in a strange turn of events the bands album cover The Wraith has come to life, and Violent J is now the Wraith, a hell-sent minstrel. The horses give no thought to this and immediately stampede towards him. Out of nowhere a blast of hellfire catches the horses, obliterating some of them, however more keep coming. The Wraith looks around; there must be somewhere from where the horses are coming from. The horses are now crowding the arena so now Tira and The Sickness join the fray. The Sickness expands himself to major proportions and many of the horses attain horrible diseases, and Tira disposes of them off the stage. The Wraith is thankful for this distraction, as hes found the source of the horses: Martijn has put up a ramp from the audience to the arena and is sending millions of wild horses into the huge platform. The Wraith throws the ramp into the depths below, and takes out the rest of the horses. Unfortunately for Tira shes not immune to The Sickness and acquires avian flu, and has to be taken into care.

Violent The Wraith J advances to Round 2!

Note: I dont like the Insane Clown Posse at all, but that doesnt mean Im going to kill off Leos entry because of that. Good going Leo.

Oh, and Tira will get better.

[leorcc]

Faygo showers all round to celebrate!

[kodster]

Well, thanks to a late antidote from my anti-anti-hero, Tira is back to her maniacal self.

Now then, onto some more fights!

A can of Barqs root beer vs. A jar of crab paste

The house fighters are Cortez and Ancalagon.

Once again, neither fighter is capable of moving by their selves so Cortez and Ancalagon step in. Cortez picks up the can of Barqs and drains it in one gulp, forgetting that because hes a skeleton the liquid goes right through him and onto the ground. He sighs, sets the can down, and turns away, only to step on the puddle of Barqs and slip off of the stage. While this was happening Ancalagon had picked up the jar of crab paste. He crammed the contents into his cakehole and was absolutely delighted by the taste of it. He brings Cortez back into the arena, and both house fighters start their own crab paste franchise, labelled The Pasty Crab, and make many different kinds of crab paste depending on the different species of crab. This means that they forget all about the fight and the empty can and jar just sit there...and sit there...and sit there...Ancalagon and Cortez however are now multi-trillionaires and living in huge mansions in the sky, completely oblivious to everything else. Ancalagon is getting his huge wings massaged while Cortez is counting the money theyve made over the successful business that they spawned. Cortez suddenly realizes that hes bound to his treasure, and that the treasure is still on Final Destination. With a cry he plummets back down to the platform and lands with a huge BANG, knocking both fighters over. All of a sudden, there is a sound like a monkey coming out of a badly-tuned radio and the jar spontaneously combusts, bringing an end to this completely pointless and boring fight.

A can of Barqs root beer advances to Round 2!

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Jamie Madrox vs. Talkie Toaster

House fighters are Big Mac and Taki.

The Multiple Man clones himself repeatedly, and soon has an army of clones standing around him. He laughs confidently, figuring nothing could take down a whole squadron of himself. The toaster beeps through its speaker. The Multiple Man army is almost on top of the toaster until theres a squawk from the audience. The Multiple Man turns to see...Jamie Madrox?! Everybody is stunned. But its the real Jamie Madrox, the funkadelic rapper, and he looks right angry. The fictional Jamie Madrox advances on him with the army but the rapper moves fast, dodging around all the clones punches and one by one throwing them off the stage. Then the rapper walks right into a punch from the clone-man, right into the gut, and staggers backwards, but then he answers the punch with a kick to the face. Then both men grapple each other and get into a fight cloud. They tumble off the stage and the rapper catches the edge as the clone-man falls to his doom. It would have felt very good to know that he defeated someone, but even better if it was his opponent. Look! Hes back! says the toaster, and Jamie Madrox turns around, and forgetting himself he loses his hold and drops to his death.

Talkie Toaster advances to Round 2!

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Dr. Ivo Robotnik vs. PC

House fighters are Asterix and Exa-Gore-Ic.

Both fighters glare at each other, each loathing each other for what they are and what theyve done. Immediately Robotnik fires his laser but PC deflects it with a flick of his arm, and it hits a nearby moon destroying it. Robotniks eyes narrow, but even more so when he espies PC call out henchbots who race towards Robotnik with their claws pointed towards him. Immediately he summons hordes of SWATbots, and his servants Sleet and Dingo from Sonic Underground. Unfortunately for Robotnik they screw up every time and fall flat on their faces before they are even ordered to attack. Robotnik slaps his forehead for hiring such idiots into his servantry, but then comes back to himself and orders his SWATbots to attack. PC gets more of his henchbots to attack, and now its an all-out war, missiles flying, metallic arms swinging, claws tearing, and voices screeching. Some are unlucky enough to attack the house fighters, and Asterix smashes through many of them, whiles Exa-Gore-Ic instantly implodes them with his powers. Robotnik is incensed by this, and gets even more of his SWATbots to attack the house fighters. Asterix however is not letting up, and soon there are a pile of broken robots near Asterix, and hes just gotten to about 935,001. Robotnik is scared and he fires a laser at Asterix that freezes him, but Exa-Gore-Ic tackles Robotnik and knocks him out. Fortunately for Robotnik, PC had been destroyed as Asterix had destroyed his 10th SWATbot.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik advances to Round 2!

[steven_mcg]

Hooray!

A.T.T.T.W.I.
ROUND 1
Lord Doomforall VS THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE

A good chance to employ Thomas original tactics in the first WI, methinks.
Thomas the Tank Engine was created by the Reverend Wilbert Awdry. Reverend. As such, tournament logic dictates that Thomas should have a close ally in the God of Christianity. Tommy will call upon God to fight Alex (Like his Lordship could resist a clash with the Creator himself) and try to run him down while hes distracted with battling the Almighty.
Failing that, shunt him into the nearest House Fighter, bludgeon him with catchphrases or call upon the rest of the Sodor transport system to help.

[alex_holt]

Oooh I must admit that I do love a good cosmic scale battle with major deities. However, Doomforall isnt as easily crushed as that: he has pretty much power in his telekinetics as the gravity of a particularly large star, and the rift which he controlls works pretty much cosmic a cosmic matter eraser. Ill make myself some cool rift armour which will basically cut a me shaped hole straight through whatever anythign that tries to hit me. Thomas wouldnt be quite so charming with my shape branded in his face (and right the way through him if he didnt stop)

Besides, I still think God will be a bit peed (it seems a common symonym of that also belonging with p is forbidden on here, which I swear it didnt used to be) off at the whole anti-christ thing.. And the childrends TV barrage..... just nasty...

[steven_mcg]

Since youre the one who made Thomas the Anti-Christ in the first place, I have a feeling hell be a bit more peeved with you. :wink:

(Message edited by Steven_McG on February 23, 2007)

[alex_holt]

Good point, lol. But realistically if Archangel of the Abyss) could involve himself (and I just randomly promoted him to my herald - if Galactus has one, why cant I?) then I definatly can. Besides Im an atheist so his powers cant touch me.

[kodster]

Okay, I know I hadnt posted it for the longest time, but here are Melissas final two entrants:

7. A Los Angeles blonde cheerleader
8. Sonic & Tails

That means these two matches are complete:

An LA cheerleader vs. Congealed milk
Sonic & Tails vs. Samus Aran

Battles up a in a few minutes.