A box filled with miniture Steve Irwin and Evel Knievel clones vs. A goth who wields a tanto

House fighters are Asterix and Big Mac.

The goth comes into the arena, wielding his huge tanto. The box sits there...and sits there...and sits there...finally, Asterix goes over and kicks the box. The box suddenly coughs up millions...no! BILLIONS of Steve Irwin and Evel Kinevil clones! The goth seems surprised, and starts to slash and slice at the clones but more just keep coming. The Steve Irwin clones have miniature crocodile nets and braces, and the Evel Kinevil clones take out their motorcycles and drive towards the goth with flaming brands. They pummel him into a pulp but then Asterix starts his attack. They try to take out the house fighter but Asterix, despite his size is just too powerful for the clones to overcome. The now heavily-beaten-up goth grabs the Big Mac that lies nearby and slowly eats it. A vacuum appears on his back for no apparent reason...the goth looks confused, but then turns the vacuum on.
At once the vacuum activates, its pull exceedingly strong, and the SI and EK clones squeak in dismay as they are pulled towards the vacuum and in; however, its not a normal vacuum, and the clones are pulled into a plothole which leads to the space vacuum and freeze to death. The goth then kicks the box off the stage.

A goth who wields a tanto advances to Round 2!

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A ninja vs. Myzery

House fighters are Taki and The Sickness.

The ninja is pretty confident. Before the last fight he was taking lessons from the cast of Naruto and what the bloody hell is an idiot rapper going to do against him? Myzery doesnt like the ninja for some other reason than having to fight him, and proceeds to bust out some tunes. The ninja uses some clone jutsu and makes many copies of himself, but Myzery keeps on rapping, not quailing at all, not even bothering to look around him. The ninjas charge, but Myzery starts to dance as he raps, and the ninjas miss him, collide with each other and form the original ninja, who looks dazed. Myzery keeps rapping, throwing punches in his moves as he does so. The ninja staggers back, weariness slightly forming inside of him, and leaps up high for a lightning-speed take-down attack. Myzery twists around, and the ninja ends up face-first in the ground. Myzery then stomps on him, still rapping, and picks him up and throws him across the stage. The ninja really is peeved now, and decides to use his last resort. He throws a smoke-bomb down into the ground, disappearing. Myzery takes no notice, about to end his song, when suddenly the ninja appears above him and plants a device on the back of Myzerys head. The ninja doesnt know what it is, having stolen it from somebody in the audience before, but he hopes it helps him. Seconds later, webbing bursts from the device, cocooning Myzerys head in sticky threads, and the rapper falls to the ground, flailing about, trying to rip the cocoon off but its very sticky, and has hardened to beyond even metallic proportions. The rapper finally loses air and the ninja throws him off the stage.

A ninja advances to Round 2!

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Diotoir vs. Santa Claus

House fighters are Cortez and Obelix.

The spotted Robot Wars veteran moves about, its mad face grinning sinisterly at his opponent, who sits there in the sleigh. However this is not the Santa Claus we all know and...know. This is in fact the robotic Santa Claus from Futurama, made my MOMs friendly robot company. Ho! Ho! Ho! booms the killer Claus as he stomps out towards Diotoir with a machine gun. He throws a lump of coal at Diotoir but it bounces off and does nothing to even the red and black coat. Then it explodes under Cortezs feet, signifying that it was in fact a hand grenade. Claus growls at this irritating sight, and then pumps out lead at the veteran; however the Diotoir boys made a last minute installment to Diotoir, adding about a centimetre of hardox 750 to the outer shell. This means that Diotoir is completely immune to the bullets that the killer Claus fires at him. The bullets bounce off and hit Obelix, who seems also to be immune to the spray of bullets but thats because they were slowed down when ricocheting off of Diotoir. Diotoir now goes on the aggressive, scooping Claus feet and tipping him over. The Claus falls forward with a grunt and right on top of Diotoir, who carries him over to Obelix. Obelix puts both hands together and brings them down hard on the Claus head. The head is crumpled completely and Claus cant see. He stumbles about randomly and is suddenly trampled by a herd of winged zebras. The robotic reindeer cry out in fear before jumping off the stage to their doom.

Diotoir advances to Round 2!

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And now for a fight that me, Melissa, and Martijn have been eagerly awaiting!

Ming Higurashi vs. A bat out of hell.

House fighters are Tira and Ancalagon.

Ming smirks. She fingers the handle of one of her katanas, anticipating the arrival of the opponent. No little winged rodent could possibly conjure up enough power to defeat her, she smiles. Suddenly, a vortex opens up in the air, and Ming stares at it. Its surrounded by fire and is a black even blacker than the deepest night. And out of the vortex flies a bat.
The said bat is huge. Its massive, hairy body is flanked by two giant leathery wicked wings, which when spread out make a wingspan of 75 feet. Its eyes are a deep crimson and its long fangs are stained red. It gives a sickening screech as its clawed feet strike out at Ming who whisks away behind the bat. The bat turns, but Ming jumps at the head and slashes the nose of the creature with her katanas. However, the skin and hide of even the nose of the bat seems to be impenetrable, and the scratch fades as the bat screeches again and tackles Ming. Ming dives away just in time, and lets fly a beam of light from her katanas as she brings them down into the ground. The beams strike the beat dead center but again the bat is uninjured by the assault. Ming frowns; this fight isnt going how she wanted it to. The bat waits for its prey to come near, and bares its fangs, hoarsely growling. Ming chants a prayer, but the resulting wave from above also is uneffective. The bat charges and finally is able to pin Ming. It screeches again, in her face. Ming again chants a prayer, and this time her katanas glow blue instead of white. She plunges them into the bats stomach, and finally the bat is fazed. The katanas pierce the hide and seek into the innards of the hell-sent creature. The bat roars in pain and blows itself backwards, Mings weapons still stuck in its belly. Ming then takes out a steel fan and slashes the bat right from the head to the belly. Needless to say, the bat keels from the sky and lands head-first into the stage floor, defeated. The katanas dislodge from the bats belly and lay in front of Ming. The vortex reappears and sucks the bat back into the fiery depths of hell. Ming breathes heavily, and then stands up, more than surprised at the power of her opponent even though she beat him.

Ming Higurashi advances to Round 2!

More soon!