Team Gore Presents: ATTTWI

[kodster]

Well, as I long promised, here are all the line-ups! Sorry AJ!

Round 1

The Mad Hatter vs. Mike Tyson
Riff VS. Foxpig
Seong Mi-Na vs. Trogdor the Burninator
A bowl of custard vs. Evil Mighty Morphin Green Ranger
Zinedine Zidane vs. Mugen
XS3 vs. Bender
Chastity Dingle vs. Google
Monoxide vs. Dethklok
Ichigo Kurosaki vs. A giant radioactive harpischord
Pussycat vs. Red Dino Thunder Ranger
A box filled with miniture Steve Irwin and Evel Knievel clones vs. A goth who wields a tanto
A ninja vs. Myzery
Diotoir vs. Santa Claus
Ming Higurashi vs. A bat out of hell
Sociology vs. Beavis
Professor Vengeance vs. A half-eaten bacon sandwich
Slipknot vs. The most harmless, cute and innocent thing in the universe
A gold pocketwatch vs. The City Wok Owner
Rapier vs. Mini Fridge
Al Gore vs. Hammer Bro.
Tekkaman vs. Barney
Fighter vs. Danish cartoonist
Violent J vs. Wild horses
A can of Barqs root beer vs. A jar of crab paste
Jamie Madrox vs. Talkie Toaster
Dr. Ivo Robotnik vs. PC
Barry the mutant cuckoo clock vs. Stewie Griffin
Full Metal Alchemist vs. Lordi
Melissas unknown 7th entrant vs. Congealed milk
Rusty nail vs. Michael Jackson
Lord Doomforall vs. Thomas the Tank Engine
ABK vs. Arael
Bun-Bun vs. A squinting teacher
Solaria Crystalwing & Nightwing vs. Ozzy Osbourne
Dark Magician vs. A Wiimote
Kenshiro vs. Jeffrey Nothing
A bobsleigh vs. Homer Simpson
Samus Aran vs. Melissas unknown 8th entrant
13 vs. Hobbes
Evangelion Unit 1 vs. The Grim Reaper
Rose/Tardis Deity vs. Slappy Squirrel
Link vs. A giant ball of enraged leopards
A hippopotamus vs. Diamond Sparkle Super Pretzel
Shaggy 2 Dope vs. Kiki
9,000,000 Bicycles vs. Master Hand
Rocky Raccoon vs. Fifi LaFume
Chuck Norris vs. Kurt Cobain
Frosty the Snowman vs. Blod
Jack the Ripper vs. Leliel
Shadehawk vs. Jumpsteady
St. Lucifer vs. Jushi Sentai France Five
Santa Claws vs. Major Tom
Squidward Tentacles vs. Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond
Norbert the rabies infected cat vs. Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Rabies prawn vs. Black Mage
Daniel the Chaos Mole vs. A stingray
Raymundo vs. Mara Jade Skywalker
Cyberman Army vs. The fat guy from Boogie Nights
Pee Wee Herman vs. Crazy Frog
A pirate vs. Anti-Matter

And thats that. Melissa I need those two entries in still.

Tactics? Predictions? Smelling salts?

[alex_holt]

Some really ace draws here....

Im lookign forward to all my fights.... particularly the harmless fight, and the jar fight....which should technically be themost borign fight ever...

Plus, writing these things usually, I know that predictions are pointless, lol.

[steven_mcg]

A.T.T.T.W.I.
ROUND 1
Mike Tyson VS THE MAD HATTER

Oh, nice opener.
The Mad Hatter may not be very strong, but hes nice n nimble compared to his opponent. The plan here will be to dodge Tysons blows and try to plant a circuitry card behind his ear. Mikell instantly be brainwashed, at which point I will command him to punch himself into submission.
If things get desperate, take out an axe and go all out (Off with his head!) or try to brainwash the House Fighters and have them take on Tyson.

Good luck, Kody. Youll ruddy need it to survive this insanity.

[dinowarrior]

Here are my tactics for my first competitor. I will add more tactics after the previous competitor has fought (I.E. I will not post tactics for the aforementioned box until the custard has fought)

THE BOWL OF CUSTARDS TACTICS
This is perfect, because I cant be eaten. After all, Power Rangers have that helmet in the way. After he tries a few tactics, he may end up slipping on me.

[knightrous]

Zinedine Zidane vs. Mugen

Mugen to use his leet samurai skillz and slice and dice the opponent...

Ichigo Kurosaki vs. A giant radioactive harpischor

Increase reitsu to maxium level, invoke the hollow and destroy it with a single swing of Tetsa Zangetsu...

Tekkaman vs. Barney

Slice and disc with the Tekka blade, at worst case, resort to the Tekka Blasters... If they can destroy the moon, Barney is gon3

Full Metal Alchemist vs. Lordi

Transmutate the opponent into a bomb (changing the content of oxygen and carbon in the body to correct levels) and watch the opponent explode....

ABK vs. Arael

Suck them into the sub-space dimensions... You cant escape the shadows...

Evangelion Unit 1 vs. The Grim Reaper

Expand AT Field to maximum... Throw Lance of Longinus at the Reaper and show him that even the dead can still die...

Jack the Ripper vs. Leliel

Attack Jack from out of his attack range with neural/mental ray. Breaking him down before of his evil sins and evil past... Reduce the man to rubble, then energy beam him while he cries/screams to the heavens....

A pirate vs. Anti-Matter

Implode instantly, destroying the pirate and the universe in one swift blink of an eye.... Anti-Matter... The Ultimate Suicide Bomber...

[pcbore]

Having read enough of these things, I also know tactics are useless Looking forward to the Robotnik vs PC fight.

[kodster]

Ahem, I have actually decided to write a fight early so as to get myself into the feeling of writing these. Enjoy the first fight!

The Mad Hatter vs. Mike Tyson

House fighters are Ancalagon and Exa-Gore-Ic. Read back in the first page of the thread if you don€™t know whom they are. Same with the rest of the house fighters.

The Mad Hatter steps into the arena, laughing maniacally, and waits for his opponent to appear. It seems that the boxer has not yet made it to the arena, possibly due to being in prison. Growing increasingly impatient he attempts to juggle his brainwashing circuitry cards to entertain the audience but one of them falls on his head, getting a tomato in the face from someone in the audience in return. He shakes his fist at the guy who threw it but doesn€™t go after him seeing as if he fell off the stage he€™d lose. He suddenly hears a whooshing sound, and turns around.
At that precise moment Ancalagon appears holding a black limo in his gigantic claw. He sets the limo down and waits by the side of the arena, carving the floor with his tail as he does so. The limo door opens, and Mike Tyson steps out in full boxing array, complaining to the driver about lawsuit charges and coarse language issues. As soon as he steps out of the vehicle, Ancalagon grabs the limo, crushes it and the driver like a tin can and hurls it off the stage into the background.
The fight begins. The Mad Hatter and Tyson begin to size each other up, circling each other like wolves. It€™s Tyson who lunges forward first with the trademark headfirst charge, but The Mad Hatter nimbly steps out of the way, and Tyson ends up eating floor. Hatter then decides to use his brainwashing cards again, but unfortunately for him Tyson doesn€™t wear sissy headbands, therefore Hatter doesn€™t have any place to put the card, and so this plan fails horribly as Tyson charges again, ramming Hatter in the midsection, and begins to beat the crap out of him with his fists. Suddenly Hatter remembers that he brought his axe with him and pulls it out. Tyson wrestles the axe from him but gets hit in the head by it first, creating a cut. That€™s all that is needed; Hatter beams as he inserts a card into the cut. Tyson stands up with an emotionless stare, and then begins to chop himself in the head repeatedly with the axe. As Tyson falls to the ground in a pool of blood, Ancalagon opens his jaws and swallows Tyson whole. Unfortunately for Ancalagon the brainwashing card was still on Tyson when he was eaten and so Ancalagon turns on Exa-Gore-Ic who has not made a movement during this entire fight and tackles him out of the air and away from the stage. The Mad Hatter laughs again and bows to the audience, the first one into Round 2.

The Mad Hatter advances to Round 2!

How was that?

[razerdave]

That was good

[dinowarrior]

I demand you to write MORE! Politely, of course.

[steven_mcg]

Oh frabjous day! Callooh, callay!

Great start there, Kody.