My eight...things...are.

1: Homer Simpson (from The Simpsons).

2: Squidward Tentacles (from SpongeBob SquarePants).

3: A box filled with miniture Steve Irwin and Evel Knievel clones.

4: A Hippopotamus.

5: A Tarantorpion, which is a mutant cross between a Tarantula and a Scorpion (everything is Tarantula except for the claws and tail).

6: A giant mutant cuckoo clock, nicknamed Barry.

7: A bowl of custard.

8: Crazy Frog!

Is that good enough?