Google tactics: I had to use Google to find out about the opponent, and thus, Google already owns them, and can summarily execute them.

Master Hand tactics:

Lord DoomForAll may be all powerful, but does he know why kids love Cookie Crunch? No,he doesnt. Master Hand does. Its because he wills them to. All he has to do is ransom the kids to fight for him, or hell dtop them loving Cookie Crunch. Id like to see Lord DoomForAmateur do anything against that!