Team Gore Presents: ATTTWI

[almost_there]

Oh yeah?

Diotoir will eat your children.

[majinb]

my stingray is asexual!

[almost_there]

Diotoir is gonna take that sting and use it as a toothpick, sucka!

[majinb]

my stings too poisonous for you to pick your teeth with!

I will rip your scoop off and use it to scratch my back!

[kodster]

I could sit back and watch you guys fight with tactics.

[almost_there]

Pah! Diotoir drinks poison for breakfast!

Tryin to rip off the scoop, eh? Nice try. Diotoirs scoop was forged by Prometheus from a chunk of the planets core. All who make contact with that scoop are gravitationally fused to it in an eternal limbo of pain.

And another thing... Diotoirs fur was originally jet black like a stealth bomber. Every time it kills, it is the blood of enemies which provides the red.

[majinb]

ha! the only reason Stingray isnt covered in blood is because the seas he lives in wash it clean off, ever wondered where the Red Sea got its name from?

May I also notice that Stingray is the only competitor left with an actual Wiki article!? I shall win!

[almost_there]

Diotoir does have a wiki, but it only appears for one minute at midnight every leap year under the full moon.
Those who see it are sentenced to a slow death from bleeding eyeballs before spontaneously combusting. Those who survive are the insane!

To even gaze upon that ghastly smile is madness. To look into those horrible, bloodshot eyes is living death.
Diotoirs polka dot is a prickly sea of grasping claws waiting in fiery pits, and tombstones without names...

The Stingray will become one of the lost souls trapped within, powering Diotoirs demonic propulsion system for all eternity!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

[majinb]

O RLY?

[almost_there]

LETS SETTLE THIS NOW - IN THE RING!!!!