I only need one entry...
DIOTOIR, SON OF NEMESIS!
Underneath Diotoirs fur, there is no chassis...
only more fists!
Someone once made the mistake of telling Dr.Zulu that wrapping a robot in highly flammable polka dot is not the best way to win in Robot Wars. They were found dead shortly afterwards. Cause of death? Diotoir!
Setting Diotoir on fire will only make him more bloodthirsty!
Diotoir is so fast, it sometimes appears to be immobilized!
Diotoirs tears cause death!
Diotoirs chief export is fire and pieces of singed polka dot!
After killing Craig Charles in series 5 of Robot Wars, Diotoir was banned from entering any more series. In his rage Diotoir destroyed several orphanages!
Diotoirs fur can clog a black hole and is magnetically attracted to fire!
Diotoir holds the entire internet inside his speedos; he refreshes pages by setting on fire!
Since Diotoirs birth in 1998, Diotoir related deaths have risen one million percent!
omg.
Yes... so Diotoir will be my entry, please.


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